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Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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There's So Much Ass
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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