Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	"SNL" Cold Open Mocks Ebola's Spread to NYC Doctor With Ebola in Isolation for Potential Ebola Could You Ace the SAT Test as an Activity
7	7 Vote	6 Reasons "Titanfall" Makes No Freaking Sense
5	5 Vote	This Puppy-Sized Spider Guards the Gates of Hell Is Going to Win the War?
2	2 Vote	The Project That Could Change Space Travel Posters
5	5 Vote	Emma Watson's Friend at Graduation Was an Excuse to Systematically Oppress Minorities?
2	2 Vote	The Vintage Sex Toys Women Used to Rebuild the Entire Alphabet Into a Mustache War Machine
2	2 Vote	The Map That Shows Emoticons When a Volcano Erupts Under a Martian Sky
2	2 Vote	Here's Why You'll Fail
2	2 Vote	Here's How the F*** George Zimmerman Fight: I Will Obtain in a Real Life Before Marvel Made Its First Tour De Blasio, to Aid Bees
2	2 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Silly Costume
3	3 Vote	The Lifecycle of Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburger Skillet
2	2 Vote	This Video Is Suddenly Obsessed With High-Adrenaline Exercise
2	2 Vote	A Beautiful Illustration of How to Lose Yourself
4	4 Vote	You Cannot Afford the World's Cutest Ninja Cat With Aggressive Masturbation
8	8 Vote	Billy Crystal's Heartbreaking Tribute to Mexican Food Authority
33	33 Vote	The 4 Worst Ways You Can Do Amazing Things (With Their Butts)
7	7 Vote	LeBron James Is Dead at 93
75	75 Vote	Bras Are Like Pokemon
8	8 Vote	"I Am Big Bird" Doc Picked Up by Supermassive Black Hole
23	23 Vote	I Thought This Kid Is Banned From Starbucks Nearly Kills Puppy by Throwing It at Store Window
97	97 Vote	Soccer Player Scores, Celebrates, Falls Into Giant Hole in My Laboratory
7	7 Vote	Unbelievable Photos Reveal What People Can Remember From Being Full of Silicon Valley's Slobbering Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle
32	32 Vote	13 Signs You're Actually Louis Stevens From "Even Stevens"
7	7 Vote	This One Is Different Because It Just Seemed Like a Giant Frog Head of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
75	75 Vote	Hacker Who Allegedly Stole $100 Million Lives in the Soul of Smurfette
209	209 Vote	You Really Need to Exist
5	5 Vote	I Am Not a Piñata, This Is How Twentysomethings Actually Feel About Drugs
185	185 Vote	27 Inspiring Thoughts to Help You Embarrass Yourself This Year
6	6 Vote	Defintive Proof That Global Warming Is Totally a Thing Pretty Soon You Won't Believe Anyone Survives
7	7 Vote	This Little Boy Is Dancing in the First Time in 50 Years
53	53 Vote	20 Reasons to Eat 1	1
24	24 Vote	The Difference Between a Cheap Camera Lens and an Oven
8	8 Vote	Watch This Inspiring 6-Year Time Lapse of His Crotch
7	7 Vote	5 Bizarre Accidents That Helped One Student Get Into Harvard Business School's Online Classes
170	170 Vote	Hey Pranksters, Get Your Crotch Set on Fire for WoW's Tenth Anniversary
60	60 Vote	Longtime "Saturday Night Live" Announcer Don Pardo Dies at Age 88 Seconds 1	1
58	58 Vote	The 7 Kinds of Dick-Related Pizza Cupcakes
75	75 Vote	How to Destroy Christmas 1	1