Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	A Bunch of Album Covers Recreated With Socks
8	8 Vote	Why Is Relatively Normal Child-Like Behavior Being Treated as an Equivalent to "Cock Block"
7	7 Vote	Really Joss Whedon? Really? Are You Crazy?
8	8 Vote	5 Common Crime Fighting Tactics (That Don't Work)
53	53 Vote	20 Reasons to Eat 1	1
7	7 Vote	The Best Part of a Dystopia
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
47	47 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Using "Words With Friends" to Negotiate Deals
60	60 Vote	Dude With a White Person
258	258 Vote	You Can Make You Dumber
46	46 Vote	Anthrax? That's Not Very Sisterly
2	2 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Is Seeking Supreme Knowledge and Wisdom
32	32 Vote	Teen Rapper Records Song About His Big Dick Cheney
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
3	3 Vote	Axe Body Spray Thinks Women Were Built for Domesticity
3	3 Vote	21 Ways to Hack the New Underboob