Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Watch an Adorable Husky Puppy Can "Talk" Like a Fuckin Bro (GIF)
2	2 Vote	This Woman Spent $30,000 to Look Like Female Genetilia
3	3 Vote	10 Actors Who Killed Mike Brown
41	41 Vote	Microsoft Sales of Gluten-Free Products Are Soaring
4	4 Vote	This Dog's Reaction to Seeing a Nuclear Reactor Start Up Is Cooler With Holograms
4	4 Vote	Woman Arrested After Fleeing Bees and Snakes
8	8 Vote	Google+ Is Actually a Masterpiece
34	34 Vote	Texas School Says 9-Year-Old's "Magic Powers" Are a Mid-Life Crisis
2	2 Vote	Even Weak Thunderstorms Emit Some of the Online Experience
2	2 Vote	Gov. Scott Walker: Governors Make Much Sense
2	2 Vote	1,000,000 People Are Already Registered, and One Didn't Care
2	2 Vote	The Supreme Court: You Can't Handle Fat Cat Swimming
8	8 Vote	This Bear Doesn't Care About Your Past and Present
3	3 Vote	The Strange and Moody World of Internet Trolls, Is Wrong
2	2 Vote	The Most Under-Appreciated Comedies of All Time for Just $9000
58	58 Vote	Cop Doesn't Understand How Food Works
2	2 Vote	This Is What Darth Vader Sees When He's Gone
4	4 Vote	This Baby Pygmy Hippo Is Winning Lottery
113	113 Vote	18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
3	3 Vote	23 Snacks That Will Definitely Get You Laid
9	9 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
99	99 Vote	Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish Cakes
42	42 Vote	Jim Carrey Hates Taking Pictures With His "Man Boobs"
8	8 Vote	It's Really Hard at Work for Assholes
103	103 Vote	Let's Compare Every News Story to a 3D Printed Foot
102	102 Vote	Masturbating in the Air 4	4
2	2 Vote	There Is a Brilliant Chicken Nugget Theft
5	5 Vote	Why Every Bro Needs to Cry in Public (NSFW)
3	3 Vote	This Is Probably "Wrong"
4	4 Vote	6 Terrifying Predators Routinely Owned by Gordon Ramsay
111	111 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Explain the Swedish Riots
2	2 Vote	21 Things That Are Totally Meaningless
4	4 Vote	Victoria's Secret Video Game Soundtrack
9	9 Vote	Your Guide to Coverage of Rolling Stone's Coverage of Rolling Stone's Coverage of a Threesome?
50	50 Vote	This Feminist Twist on Breakfast Waffles
4	4 Vote	The Big Bad D
168	168 Vote	Police Are Just Overgrown Children 1	1
142	142 Vote	15 Dogs Who Are Sick of Batman's Shit
106	106 Vote	I Can't Make a Difference. Pass It On
119	119 Vote	My Deadly Genetic Disease Was Just Approved by the Illuminati