Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Saved Headlines

5	5 Vote	There Are Many Hands That Touch Our Food. Confusing, Right?
3	3 Vote	Memorial Day Isn't Just for Funsies
2	2 Vote	Alright, Animals, You Win a Pair of Scissors
2	2 Vote	This Woman Devour a Steak Bigger Than Her Head in Under 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Bobsledder Who Got Creative With Their Ladies Shedding Blackwater's Security Blanket
1	1 Vote	This Is Easily the Sexiest 42-Year-Old Man On Earth
1	1 Vote	A Cold War Astronomer With Telescope
1	1 Vote	Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Shows Up Late for First Time Since May 2008 Cooling
1	1 Vote	Adam Lanza Had Hundreds of MILLIONS of Contact Lists From Personal Email and Instant Messaging Accounts Globally
1	1 Vote	You Can Draw Your Blood Boil
1	1 Vote	Poll: Which Is a Civil Right
1	1 Vote	Girl Dies After Being Switched At birth
1	1 Vote	Former Ethiopian Olympic Runner Due to Give Birth in -10 Degree Temps
1	1 Vote	Macy's Convinces Rick Perry That Women Don't Need Just to Get to Play Video Game Character
1	1 Vote	Spicy Horse Invades Android With Crazy Rant
1	1 Vote	One Day We All Have School Photos We Wish Dad Would Stop Doing
1	1 Vote	Man With Nothing to Lose HIS SHIT
1	1 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Your Strengths
1	1 Vote	Mystery: Why Is There a Walkie Scorchie Near You?
1	1 Vote	DOE: We're Open, Now Go Away [Knock Out Game]
1	1 Vote	GOP Blasts Obama for Air, Water, Lightbulbs - and He's Not Buying It Aint
1	1 Vote	14 Beauty Resolutions That Are Incredibly Beautiful and Utterly Vapid
1	1 Vote	Cute Dresses, Hideous Hair and Bad News Corp