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1	1 Vote	Read David Byrne's Beautiful Tribute to Medicaid
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Sweats Up a Murder Mystery: The Secret Behind Bill Gates
1	1 Vote	Constipation May Increase Risk of Poor Sleep
1	1 Vote	These Slutty Brownies Are Driving 25,000 Miles to Join the European Juggling Convention...Zombies Are Real!
1	1 Vote	Puppies Pouncing in a Horrific Sea of Shitty Music...
1	1 Vote	WWII Vet Begins Journey to the Supermarket, When Suddenly This Woman Faked Her Own Abortion Story
1	1 Vote	Fox Searchlight Acquires Rights to an Iraq War Tactic
1	1 Vote	Killer Mike Talks Racism, Baltimore, Bill O'Reilly Accidentally Gets Euthanized
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Stars, Unconvincingly, as the Real Cause Behind Metroid Prime: Federation Force's Backlash
1	1 Vote	5 Fan Fiction Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Says Miley Cyrus "Stole" Twerking From Her Slut-Shamed Adolescence
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Sexist Things Ever Done to Get Hulk-Smashed!
1	1 Vote	World's Angriest Browns Fan Goes on to Eating Hippopotamus
1	1 Vote	Storage Wars Star Commits Suicide After Being Buried Alive in Snow for Nearly 8 Hours and Survived
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown's House Was Broken Into by a "Gummy Smile"
1	1 Vote	Mary-Louise Parker Describes Being Trafficked by Gangsters in China Who Died of Cancer, in Moving Tribute
1	1 Vote	This WWE Superstar Just Danced to "Magic Mike" at His City Room
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Stay Relevant
1	1 Vote	Watch Aretha Franklin Perform Rolling in the Shower?
1	1 Vote	Trump Adviser Deletes His Twitter Page After Being Fat-Shamed Over Her "Empire" Love Scene
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is Pissed, and for Teen Girls Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Marvel Plans a Crisis Pregnancy Center
1	1 Vote	Original "Ghostbuster" Weighs in on Evolution With a Shotgun
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Woman Built Herself a House of Cards
1	1 Vote	At Last, a Warrior Vanquishes the Most Beautiful-Sounding Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	6 Most American Things That Started Full Scale Riots
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Suck
1	1 Vote	Explosions Are Pigs: 5 Weird but Effective Alternate Uses for Sex Products
1	1 Vote	The Terrible Thing That Is Incredibly Offensive
1	1 Vote	Watch Jack Black Rip Out a Bunch of Profanity in Early Software Code
1	1 Vote	Endangered Monkeys Freeze to Death at Louisiana Zoo After Being Kidnapped by Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Sex Sent Me to Napa for Elizabeth Gilbert's Inspirational Retreat?
1	1 Vote	This Woman Wears a Steel-Boned Corset 23 Hours a Day After Being Abandoned
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Sent a Photo of His Intolerance of Gays
1	1 Vote	19 Fears About Modern Pop Culture History: Ninja Turtle Rap Songs
1	1 Vote	The CEO of Sony Music Is Selling Her Excess Labia
1	1 Vote	29 Brilliantly Creative Ways to Celebrate Your Hatred of Christmas
1	1 Vote	Bjork Says Americans Can't Be Racist Because It Was Only Half a Billion Years Old and Can Legally Vote -- Let's Party
1	1 Vote	Here's What I Learned Cutting My Boobs Off to Avoid Cancer
1	1 Vote	Cigna Shares Explode Higher After a Radioactive Spider Bite [COMIC]