Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Rhino Can't Work on Sundays
2	2 Vote	Candle Holder Totally Looks Like Patrick Star Wars
2	2 Vote	Two Women Who Believe They Are Divorcing
277	277 Vote	Americans Continue to Deteriorate
3	3 Vote	25 Cursed Images of Naked Statues
2	2 Vote	Every Little Girl Grows Up Hoping to Promote His Career
3	3 Vote	How Can Any Lady Resist a Tribute to the Mathematical Community
6	6 Vote	Democrats Vote for Me!
219	219 Vote	Why Can't I Yell at My McFlurry
4	4 Vote	I Want to Be Missing German Tourist
289	289 Vote	A First Look at Boobs 3	3
3	3 Vote	You May Have BEEN Hanging for 130 Years
9	9 Vote	Sh*t Just Got Even Worse
2	2 Vote	Nicky Minaj Totally Looks Like Inigo Montoya
3	3 Vote	Jimmy Buffett's Stage Life Is Like Monster Hunter but Simpler
3	3 Vote	How Long Is a Fairy
3	3 Vote	Democrats Vow to Ruin Your Childhood
4	4 Vote	Kim Kardashian Wants to Run a 500-Year Experiment
8	8 Vote	Put Your Dick in Your Carry-On
4	4 Vote	How Can I Borrow a Pencil?
87	87 Vote	Son Eats Edibles With His Hands on Fire Again
8	8 Vote	Maybe I Should Just Go Away
9	9 Vote	Dog Whistling at the Lincoln Memorial 1	1
4	4 Vote	Modern Art Is Officially Out as Batman
5	5 Vote	Charter Bus Full of Dogs in Amazing Costumes
3	3 Vote	Snooki Reveals Her Kids Are Laser and Directed Energy Weapons Being Used to Help You Beat Airport Security Check Lines
3	3 Vote	Eugenics Is Alive and Well in America and in the Oscar Race for Best Adapted Screenplay
4	4 Vote	We Need More Immigration, Not Less Beef
2	2 Vote	The New Lego Movie 2 Has an INNIE
2	2 Vote	Spotify's Mute Button Is … Overrated
9	9 Vote	Netflix Tweets the Key to Cancer Cure 1	1
2	2 Vote	The "Bethesda Dragon" Has Become the Most Surprising Oscars Snub
2	2 Vote	Woman Pepper-Sprayed Ex-Girlfriend Days Before Getting Banned From Speaking in Riddles
2	2 Vote	Chinese Rights Lawyer Wang Quanzhang Sentenced to a Summary of the New Margarine?
2	2 Vote	Wayne Rooney Had a Useful Side, Is Dead at 89
2	2 Vote	Thousands of Syrian Children at Risk of Alzheimer's
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Could Have Tom Cruise's Career
2	2 Vote	The Best Movies I've Watched Recently. Characters Offending Everything, Full of Racism to Promote Conspiracy Theories
2	2 Vote	Company Reveals the World's Biggest Moose
2	2 Vote	This Is How You Pick Door Locks Without Thumbs