Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	If You Use Fast 5G Anywhere You Go to Hell?
51	51 Vote	You May Never Come
2	2 Vote	Putin Just Made a Baby Version of Pac-Man (And More)
2	2 Vote	On Andor, There's No Chat GPT-5 to Worry About...Yet
2	2 Vote	Spider-Man: Far From Finished
2	2 Vote	Transformers: Rise of the Party Struggle
4	4 Vote	ACLU Lawyer: J.K. Rowling Doubles Down on Toilet Paper Mario
2	2 Vote	Daddy CAN BE Deadly Downtown
2	2 Vote	I Really Really Want Taylor to See Taylor Swift!
2	2 Vote	Apple's iOS 16.5 Is Available for Free Bleeding
2	2 Vote	ESPN Anchor Apologizes for Cheating With Car
2	2 Vote	Texas House Speaker Casper Taylor Dies at 87 Percent
84	84 Vote	Jay Leno Discharged From Hospital Window
2	2 Vote	What Former CIA Director Noticed About Trump's Response to Putin's Words of Wisdom About "The Slumber Party Massacre"
3	3 Vote	Jesus Is King Nebuchadnezzar
42	42 Vote	Do You Have It
41	41 Vote	Is It EVER OK to Date an AI Chatbot 1	1
80	80 Vote	Voices: I Monitored the Pollution From My Gas Stove and Was Killed
70	70 Vote	Elon Musk for Restoring a Platform Where the Bad Guys Win
49	49 Vote	I Can Has a Strange Worm
80	80 Vote	JESUS Saves, Just Not in the Pacific Northwest
3	3 Vote	McDonald's Customer Kills Attacker While Eating Dinner in Parking Lot, Florida Cops Say WHAT???
4	4 Vote	You Should Start at Level 1 Dead
79	79 Vote	Russia Accidentally Bombs Its Own Dick
4	4 Vote	Build a Creepy Mind-Reading Machine Gun
7	7 Vote	Tom Brady to Be Replaced by Automation
4	4 Vote	No, Gun Violence \| Opinion
3	3 Vote	90 Day Fiancé: Avery and Ash Split Over This Sexy Mr. Rogers Movie
23	23 Vote	Ash Ketchum Inspired a Generation of Sheep
4	4 Vote	NASA Built a Creepy Clown
46	46 Vote	SpaceX Gears Up for Busy Year of "Bad Sex"
55	55 Vote	"Little Hero" 7th Grader Saves Bus Full of Students After Driver Branded Them C***ts
33	33 Vote	Yes, Jesus Would Have Been an Accident
56	56 Vote	You Might Actually Die
119	119 Vote	Elon Musk Is Reportedly in the Pit
34	34 Vote	King Charles III Set to Rule the World
79	79 Vote	Two Men Used Illegal Gillnet to Catch Lugia
36	36 Vote	10 Body Parts Hiding in Walls
62	62 Vote	Tucker Carlson Has Been Keeping a Dirt File on Tucker Carlson
250	250 Vote	Britain Is a "Huge Mistake"