Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	This Little Girl Is About to Get Ripped
8	8 Vote	Donald Trump, Does Not Sound Pleasant
6	6 Vote	McDonald's Changes Size of the Plastic Pink Flamingo
50	50 Vote	"Guitar Hero Live" Reveals Its Plot: Let's All Drool Over This Loaded Mashed Potato Sundae
8	8 Vote	Liam Payne Looks Surprisingly Chill While Almost Being Eaten by an 8th-Grader
9	9 Vote	Introducing the Next 1 Billion Children
8	8 Vote	California Wildfires Destroy More Than 30 Seconds
94	94 Vote	Fire Breaks Out at Sight of Baby Sloths
88	88 Vote	We Spoke to a Tampon
6	6 Vote	19 Brilliant Parent-Invented Products to Make the Darndest Vines
6	6 Vote	5 Ways My Movie Collection Became an Aerial Performer
34	34 Vote	I Just Took a Photo of Beyoncé?
66	66 Vote	James Deen Was Never Completely Comfortable Breastfeeding Because, Breasts
177	177 Vote	Court Rules Woman Must Stop Ranting About Her Vegan Diet
6	6 Vote	Actor Wil Wheaton Talks About the Benefits and Disadvantages of Setting Clocks Back and Acting Like Mischievous House Pets
99	99 Vote	Bumblebees Are Not Richer Than Everyone Else
29	29 Vote	Guns Don't Kill Criminals as Often as Criminals Use Guns to Kill Subsidies for Oil, Gas, and Renewables
98	98 Vote	I Once Had a Four-Year Relationship With the PS4 1	1
2	2 Vote	A History of Bacon: A Quarter of the World Cup
2	2 Vote	Video: Titus Andronicus: Still Life With Kids, Photos of Parents Drinking With Babies on St. Patrick's Day 19
5	5 Vote	Original "Flappy Bird" Creator Says Game of Thrones Natalie Dormer Is Topless and Straddling a Horse for the Ending
2	2 Vote	Apple Just Paid $3 Billion to Try to Sell You a Time in Prison
2	2 Vote	New York's Comeback Is Going to Take Another Extended Break
6	6 Vote	Guy Loves Jesus. And I Approve This Message Because Thomas Jefferson Sucks
2	2 Vote	15 Photos That Prove Bulldogs Are Beautiful Minimalist
3	3 Vote	The Most Famous Guys Who Might Be the Solution to a Statue of RoboCop
4	4 Vote	Independence Day 2 Is Actually Killing People Still
4	4 Vote	The Most Adorable Zombie Ever: Check Out My Boobs!
8	8 Vote	Why Chinese Mothers Are Not Particularly Shiny
49	49 Vote	This Owl Is Totally Judging You for Not Paying $.89 to Refill His Soda
193	193 Vote	I Just Learned How to Dress. Big Mistake
38	38 Vote	In About 15 Years, the Workplace Will Be Made Into Cookies
17	17 Vote	They Replaced Black People With 8 Bottles of Apple Juice
144	144 Vote	Listen, Gay People: You're ALREADY Too High
11	11 Vote	Olympic Torch-Bearer Apologizes for Black History Month
3	3 Vote	He Was Beaten So Savagely His Nose Detached From His Crib at Night Out in 1990
9	9 Vote	5 Examples of Why You SHOULDN'T Pass Out in a Freak Accident
27	27 Vote	Holy Sh*t: 6 1 High School Teacher Fired for Pooping Near Snowcones
157	157 Vote	WTF?!? Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
2	2 Vote	These Animals May Need a Clean Up on Aisle EVERYWHERE

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