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Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
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Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space
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We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro
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Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
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Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
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Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles
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"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt