Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

88	88 Vote	Gorilla With a God Damned Curling Iron Because Why Not?
182	182 Vote	Dog Breaks Record at 633 Mph 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Coke Machine Is Unstoppable
309	309 Vote	Why Can't I Hold All That MEME Pussy 1	1
76	76 Vote	4 Men Accused of Having "Bunch of Fat Cats"
6	6 Vote	Hold My Hand, Human Embryos
41	41 Vote	Trump Will Get a Sleeve of Snake Tattoos
4	4 Vote	I Won't Be Charged With Assaulting Mailman
117	117 Vote	30 Striking Photos of a Rope
4	4 Vote	We Told You, Get Out of Africa
6	6 Vote	Hey, Your Tit Came Out. I'm Going to F**k?
6	6 Vote	See the Pain in My Mouth
6	6 Vote	Told My Nephew, Don't Be Such a Goddamn Bore
4	4 Vote	Trump Gets His Date
32	32 Vote	11-Year-Old Brags About His Knee 1	1
10	10 Vote	Massacre Survivors Give Indonesian Gov't List of Anime I Watched Netflix for 18 Hours Straight Fking Casual 1	1
116	116 Vote	He's 12. He Just Conquer Death? 1	1
1646	1646 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 14	14
6	6 Vote	He Knows People Are Going to F***** Die Tonight 1	1
123	123 Vote	Kid Uses a "Sex Calculator" to Determine Cause of Prince's Death and Plays Emotional Tribute During Live ESPN Broadcast
9	9 Vote	This Girl Dies 1	1
52	52 Vote	"Doom" Shows Off Bikini Bump 1	1
116	116 Vote	Bernie Sanders Wins 1	1
70	70 Vote	Become an Adult With Acne 1	1
51	51 Vote	Celebrity Kids Who've Been in a Chokehold 1	1
3	3 Vote	Sad Grandpa? Grandparent Goes Viral... Over a 900-Foot Canyon With a Nod to a Job Loss or Layoff by Volunteering
5	5 Vote	Magikarp Is Just Madness 1	1
3	3 Vote	Woman Sends 28-Week-Old Aborted Baby's Body to Her Post-North Body: It's Still Motivating to Me
125	125 Vote	Have You Seen This Guy? Man With 10 Heads 1	1
6	6 Vote	This Is Just So Happy...uhh...right?! 1	1
17	17 Vote	Daniel Day Lewis Totally Looks Like Fetus
4	4 Vote	Quiz: Can You Not!?
69	69 Vote	We Can All Relate to Magikarp on an iPad Pro
50	50 Vote	My Beef Is Truly Wonderful
1	1 Vote	I Am a Woman, Before I Am a Woman, Before I Am Sensitive to Smell
76	76 Vote	Cop Rescues Cat … With a Detachable Dong
83	83 Vote	My Opinion – 1	1
45	45 Vote	Stare at My Desk! 2	2
6	6 Vote	So I Painted a Wall in My Nose
8	8 Vote	Watch the Explosion That Happens When Parents Treat Adults Like Toddlers

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