Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

166	166 Vote	Look THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY 1	1
8	8 Vote	Captain America's Plump Ass Is Getting a Vasectomy
133	133 Vote	Cute Mini Skirts That Can Smell Human Fear
69	69 Vote	Notre-Dame Cathedral SAVED by the Bell
209	209 Vote	North Carolina Has Had to Be Euthanized
75	75 Vote	Crossing the Atlantic in a Toaster
247	247 Vote	The Essential GameShark Codes You Need to Survive Allergy Season 2	2
160	160 Vote	Why Yes, I AM a Black Hole
89	89 Vote	Canadian Hunters Shoot Down a Live Volcano
165	165 Vote	Apple CEO Tim Cook Reveals Simple Trick to Use N-Word Insult
93	93 Vote	Man Learns He's a Cheetah
133	133 Vote	I'm Making You an Offer You Can't Unsee
228	228 Vote	Britney Spears May Be Hiding 1.5 Miles Beneath Antarctica
170	170 Vote	Time to Be Euthanized
566	566 Vote	Joe Biden Is Eating Our Mail
65	65 Vote	A Rare Look Inside Your Neighbor's Window
58	58 Vote	God Made Me a Flour Tortilla Truther
206	206 Vote	Wolves Care About Your Problem
127	127 Vote	It's Happening! It's Really VERY SCARY
67	67 Vote	US Hits China With More Kittens
229	229 Vote	Thousands More Older People Dying From Injuries Caused by God
96	96 Vote	Walruses Gathering Near the Glass Door Again
49	49 Vote	Gravity Catches Up With an Otter
150	150 Vote	It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? Right?? 4	4
152	152 Vote	My Father Died Before He Died
290	290 Vote	8-Year-Old Dies 3 Times, Then Wakes Up Furious, Tweets 11 Times Back-To-Back
121	121 Vote	At Least 130 Dead, More Than 10 Years. This Is Why I Am a Dracula 1	1
118	118 Vote	Dad Lost 92 Pounds After Noticing He Can't Read 1	1
82	82 Vote	Dancing Is Difficult if You're Having Gut Issues
59	59 Vote	Trump Did Not Survive His Last Climb. His Loyal Dog Barked by His Two Daughters: I Couldn't Be Happier 4	4
95	95 Vote	Suck a Gay Son of God
82	82 Vote	Lions Do Not MOVE! 1	1
91	91 Vote	Everyone Is Missing — and Vice Versa 2	2
90	90 Vote	All the Human Poop in Antarctica Vanishes
105	105 Vote	Accused Russian Spy Whale Is Found Innocent
218	218 Vote	Housing Can't Be Both Affordable and a Velociraptor
78	78 Vote	Forget Self-Driving Cars. Bring Back the Sausages! 2	2
68	68 Vote	Biden Tries to Get Free Hamburgers at McDonalds
196	196 Vote	Anonymous Message to Congress: I Am a SAMURAI
126	126 Vote	John Oliver Body Slams Little Girl on Head Just Before Blowing Up Church Full of Dildos

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