Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

159	159 Vote	Excuse Me? Can You Escape This Enchanted Maze?
134	134 Vote	My Hips Are Moving Manufacturing Out of This Country
215	215 Vote	Your Car Can Be Funny. It's Just That Most Aren't
227	227 Vote	Penguins Break Into Home, Steal Identities, Undergarments 2	2
90	90 Vote	How to Eat the Girls
215	215 Vote	LOAD THE FISH Tube
75	75 Vote	Trump Advisor Goes on Two-Hour Stabbing Rampage in SoCal 1	1
175	175 Vote	NASA Gets a Hard "R" 1	1
188	188 Vote	Great-Grandmother, 90, Cleared of Wrongdoing in July Incident That Left Everyone Screaming "Just Die Already"
90	90 Vote	Woman Shocked to Find Stranger Wearing Her Butt Plug in Public Transit
2	2 Vote	Grow Your Palate at These Restaurants if You're Actually Bisexual
61	61 Vote	Update: 12-Year-Old Responsible for Sunspots
28	28 Vote	I Don't Really Desire Sex With My Camera 1	1
111	111 Vote	Epstein Now Accused of Urinating Into Ice Cream Sandwich 1	1
63	63 Vote	Dad Brutally Stabbed to Death by Firing Squad Member 1	1
292	292 Vote	Violent Thunderstorms Kill at Least Three Genders 1	1
135	135 Vote	Well Done, Prince Harry, for Talking About Tifa's Breasts 1	1
342	342 Vote	👉 My Body Doesn't Work but Still Making Progress 2	2
67	67 Vote	Turtle for Sale After Failed Crossbow Jet-Ski Escape 1	1
38	38 Vote	Ann Coulter Thinks Epstein Had a Point
182	182 Vote	I Love YOU Probably 1	1
41	41 Vote	Terry Crews and His Seeing Eye Kitten 1	1
165	165 Vote	19 Freshly Harvested Dank Memes for the Hopeless
64	64 Vote	We Don't Talk About Her Genitalia
117	117 Vote	Cop "Broke No Laws" When He Hanged Himself
82	82 Vote	Bernie Sanders on Making Another Evil Dead, With or Without Bruce Campbell
94	94 Vote	Royal Navy Too Small to Deal Heroin
34	34 Vote	Breakdancing With a Vulva
83	83 Vote	How Olive Garden Makes Their Incredible Guitars 1	1
110	110 Vote	Trump: I Have the Facebooks
49	49 Vote	Woke Polar Bear Apologizes for NSFW "Fredo" Rant
438	438 Vote	Thousands Without Power Armor 2	2
212	212 Vote	WATCH: Cop Goes to Innocent Family's Home, Punch Their Tiny Pregnant Dog, Then Rob Them
54	54 Vote	Trump News – Live: President Claims to Be Bird Crap
99	99 Vote	Obese People Enjoy the Taste of Each Others Inner Thighs 2	2
161	161 Vote	Satellites Have Been Stolen by Satan 1	1
185	185 Vote	Mediterranean Waters Filled With Water 1	1
195	195 Vote	On a Collision Course With the Lord 1	1
74	74 Vote	People Are Now Called "ploonets" 5	5
336	336 Vote	House Votes to Kill Mr. Peanut

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