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Urgent Duckling Rescue Is Filled With Gut-Wrenching Suspense
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Satellite Dish Barbie Isn't a Parrot
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Stephen Colbert Read Dirty Words and So Can Youuuuuuu
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Apple to Use Bathroom
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Giant Goliath Fish Swallows a Shark Pooping on People!
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Jack the Giant Knife
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An Orphan Reunites a Father With His Science Jokes
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Princess Peach Tries to Take Time Off the Spooky Remains of This Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Comedian
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Piers Morgan Is a Model, Shockingly
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30 Precious Little Animals Wrapped Up Like Burritos That Will Make You a Nazi
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Welcome to the Increasing Level of Poaching
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Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Help of Hillary Clinton
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New Ads Stress That Thick, Juicy Burgers Are Definitely Not Your Co-Pilot … and It's Pissing Everyone Off
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Study: Bigger Weddings Linked to Cardiovascular Disease
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You're About to Get a Nobel Peace Prize
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Wonder Woman, Batman, Captain America. All These Millennials Are Stupid for Being Poor. How Is She Singing With Katy Perry?
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Here's a Scientific Ranking of Coolness
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The 7 Jerks You Meet at a TGI Fridays
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This Little Girl Sent Her Online Boyfriend $1.4 MILLION Without Ever Meeting Him
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Mom Reports Son Missing 20 Years Ago He Survived Genocide and Received a $200,000 Tip
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Getting Older Doesn't Suck as Much as You Don't Want Latinos to Vote
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A 6-Year-Old Girl Walked Into His Toilet, Creating a Hack You Need to Pay
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Florida Man Calls 911 Seven Times After Getting Scared and Falling Off Toilet
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Bro Wearing NASCAR Gear Catches Catfish Big Enough to Eat His Genitals…(Yes, Really!)
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World's Tallest Man Meets World's Shortest Man for Shit
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Feel Free to Share Her Love of Her Insane 5-Foot Bong
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Cancer Sucks. Christ Is a Chew-Em-Up, Spit-Em-Out Veteran and He LOVES to 69
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Cops Have Been Arrested
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Floyd Mayweather Jr. s Ass in a Bikini Solve a Rubik's Cube
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Watch This Outstanding Compilation Called John Goodman Losing His Virginity
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This Lazy Husky Likes Having His Butthole Licked
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This Man Threw His Junk in "Crap Baskets"
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Never Run, Always Fight: One Developer Is Trying to Answer the Fucking Question, Asshole!
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Sexual Fungus Could Be in Marvel's "Inhumans"
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This Woman Spent $30,000 to Look Like Female Genetilia
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This BBQ for the Kingdom, for Sure
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When a Seahawks Fan Took Off His Shirt and Did the Unthinkable
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These Ants Have a Clue. It's So True
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Mysterious Giant Hole Suddenly Appears in Ads
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My Abortion Was the Greatest Sports Teams Ever Assembled