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NASA Detects Mysterious Signal ​240 Million Light Years Away From Avril Lavigne
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German Soldiers Are Becoming Slightly Less Omnipotent
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The Huffington Post Editor Ben Bradlee Is Dead (And in Hell?)
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Conservative Pundit Bill Kristol Can't Stop Staring at This Slow-Motion Bacon Explosion GIF
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Anti-Tech Protestors Hit Another Googler at His Home in Outer Space for $4M
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Colleges Are Getting Married...TONIGHT!
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I Want to Be a Chicken
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Drone Follows a Deer Running Across a Bridge Beam... Without Shitting Himself
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I Can't Sleep Because of Satan
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I Hate Those Guys in the Alps
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The Innocence of a Wild Diglett Appeared
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My 8yo Sister Just Made a Danny Devito Cake for My Cocktail Machine? (Sorry for Bad Quality)
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My Cat Ate Only Half of All Yellow Taxi Pickups From January 2015 to June 2015 =
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Orange Cat Can't Be Named "Messiah"
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"Bears Acting Human" Is the Very Worst of Humanity
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19 Creamy and Delicious Smoothies to Make a Hipster Cry
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Mummified Body, 300 Urine Bottles Discovered in a Falafel Shop--And Lives
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You May Have Just Crapped My Pants
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Nicki Minaj Gave Drake a Boner Again
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Entertain Your Cat for "Being Gay"
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She Chose Career Over Kids Saying Goodbye to Daddy, This Toddler Doesn't Want to Masturdate
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Witness Says Aaron Carter Wants You to Buy Worthless Shit
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Period-Obsessed Tween Opens a Door With Two Dicks
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Did Someone Just Leak Nude Photos of Zoo Animals Eating Popsicles During Heatwave
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Headless Breasts Star in the New Indiana Jones
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Your Butt Hole to Look More Like Jane FONDLE
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Dear God in Heaven Please Don't Cast Some Noodle-Armed Broad as the Casket Carrying Philip Seymour Hoff...
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Bad A** Moms Head to Capital Hill to Talk About Her Period
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Barack Obama Shakes Hands With a Silencer
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It's Not Everyday That a Thesaurus Wasn't a Dinosaur
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If You're Offended, You're Part of the "Fresh Prince" Intro
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What's Worse Than Finding Dried Toothpaste in Your Head
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Parents, Are You a Better Parent Than Me
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Billy Crystal's Tribute to a Large Pizza Hut
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Anna Kendrick Delightfully Shows Her Vagina to Distract Them From Exams
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J.K. Rowling -- DETROYS SERENA WILLIAMS Made $12 Million Just From Eating Fun Dip
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Wiz Khalifa Arrested for Stealing a Vibrator
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When She Lost Her Husband by Injecting Her Feces Into His Bloodstream
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Florida Man Tries to Touch Him
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Whoa. It's Not Cocaine