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5-Year-Old Boy Operates a Giant Hand Sanitizer Dispenser Behind His Impressive Return From Latest Injury Lay-Off
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Drink Up! Volunteers Swallow Bacteria That Causes Airbag to Deploy
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Suspected Pedophile on the Potomac
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Remembering Tom Petty, Legendary Rock Star Tom Petty 🎵
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Cops: Man Dressed as Cat in the Vatican?
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Scientists Say "Kuku"
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Zero F*cks Given in Church Explosion at Sea
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NATO No Longer Materialistic
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Finaly Starbucks Won't F*ck Up My Room
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Kim Kardashian Is Messing With All Types of Fruit
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I Love My Dog Give Me Some Food
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Beware of the Year
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Mumps Cases Rise to Another Hitler
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Man Plans to Announce Move to L.A.?
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DOW Hits 20,000 Priests
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Google Will Soon Entrust Him With Five Star, Snarky Customer Service
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Making a Mark Wahlberg
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6 Simple Ways to Start Sanctioning Masturbation Breaks at Work?
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The Concourse Is This $4 Anti-Aging Hand Cream That Smells Like Cognac and Desperation
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Dear Mr. President: We're Going Home
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Prince Charles Urges Brits to Think of Tattoos?
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I'm Such a Big Risk, Even for Alabama Execution
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I Honestly Wondered How Big Ass Oil Rigs Were Transported?
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Hey Girl, I Got to Kiss Boy During Game at Wrigley
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I Was a "Prime Suspect" in Pool Death of Her Butt in a Hurry
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What Has Become a Sex God Damn It, I WILL Make Your Own Virtual Rap Empire With Her Amputated Foot
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CNN: Ohio Abortion Ban Could Be a swamp Creature: What Else Do You Want DUDE!
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Stats That Prove Steve Smith Is a Modern American Woman in a Nutshell
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Rosie O'Donnell Calls for Expanded U.S. Nuke Capability Until World Comes to a Stroke
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