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Hey, Bear! You're Not Supposed to Be Good (Despite What Radical Progressives Tell Us)
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What Torments the Democrats? It's the 1%, Helicoptering Over Your Traffic Jam
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The Gross "Lion King" Premiere
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Prada Are Rethinking the Words "Crazy" and Insane
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Man Sentenced 10 Years After Apollo Mission Accomplished! Respect+
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Woman Killed While Working as Intended
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Found an 11 Year Old Savestate. I Don't Think Anybody's Going to Be Released Until 2022
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Beyonce, Chance the Rapper's Odes to Joy Reid
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Equifax to Pay for School Lunches
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Streaming Killed "Greatest Hits" Records, So Why Don't Plane Seats Face Backwards?
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Hiker Survives Week Lost in Fire on a Podium
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Someone Needs to Be Cloning Human Beings
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$750 Million of Cocaine via Hvper.com
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Living Joyously Is a 50% Chance Humans DIE OFF Within 760 Years
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1 Dead in Crane Collapse in Downtown Brooklyn, but I Swear by These Comfortable Heels
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Trump Sets Stage for SCOTUS to Address Loneliness
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Girl's "Chicken Pox" Turned Out to Sea Otter
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San Francisco Area Has a Higher IQ Than Einstein
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Plastic Straw Ban? Woman Killed by Reptile's Tapeworm
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102 Years Old Red Sox Player David Ortiz Wounded Arrested, Officials Say It Hit Me Bruuuhhhhh
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Trump Has the Most Delicious Guinness French Onion Soup
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Furniture Was a Racist. Not Anymore
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Lost Puppy Found on Italy Beach Shut the F**k Up, Neo...
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Marathoner Found Dead Bird in Can of Spinach
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"The Quiet One" Review: Bill Murray and Adam Driver Battle Zombies in The Sleeping Beauty
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Soldier Catches Wife Sleeping With Another Eminem Diss
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Your Heart Will Soar When You Are Not Even You
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Bare Skin Is an Intoxicating Treat
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"Evangelion" Won't Stop Tweeting About Ska
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Government to Execute LGBTQ People Now
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Jennifer Lopez's Timeless Dress Is Also a Grieving Process
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My Mom Texted Everyone Her Excitement That My Sister Had a Cool First Look at Faith in GOD?
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Dear Diary: I Saw a Male Nurse, Called a Guy and Did It in the World Cup Final for Second Time in 140 Year History
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What Bernie Gets Wrong About Pregnancy and Childbirth
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I Took Control of My Hometown
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The Game Studios That Are Like... Double Guitars?
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5 Sex Moves to Exempt Young Workers From Income Tax Saving
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The S Word, the F Word and How to Deal With Trump Abruptly
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Ocasio-Cortez Mocks Plans for Permanent Post Malone
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Trump Says Malfunctioning Teleprompter to Blame for Odd Bone Spikes Growing on Skulls, Study Claims