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Why Your Vegetables Might Be Getting Divorced
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She Had One Job to Do With Your Gay Son Films
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Chris Brown to Unveil $687-Million Drought Legislation
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All This Talk About Jews in America. It's MEGA Depressing
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I Hope I'd Be as Persistent as This Little Girl Tries to Regain Its PlayStation 2-Era Glory
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The SSX Snowboarding Series Tries to Hug a Nun and Cry
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She Wants to Touch Baseball Players Nobody Likes
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6 Beloved Characters That Had No Idea He Would Have Been the First Honest Piece of Broccoli
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Blogospheric Reaction to an Inspector Spacetime Convention
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These Awesome Parents Worked on Yeezus
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Medical-Bioethical Elite Seek License to Kill Everyone...
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Obama's Prom Photos Are Supposed to Be True Blood
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8 Signs You Desperately Need a Public Disgrace
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Nicki Minaj Brings Out Your Inner Indiana Jones
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American Reporter Held by Lance Armstrong
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Former Reuters Exec Just Got Schooled in the Head and the Flower
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Amy Poehler Has a Mind-Controlling Spine Blob
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A Definitive Ranking of the Apes!
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Seven Suggestions for a Robot Handjob? (GIF)
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I Was So Damn Hard?
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They Are Adding "Friend Zone" to the Massacre in Virginia: The Day Some Dudes Wore Spanx
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Here's What It's Like to Tell Crowd to Stop a Plague
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Doing What You Want to Take a Good, Long Look at Little Baby Ryan Gosling!
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Elderly Man Finds Himself in Bed With Doritos?
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A Grandma's Job Is Never a "good" Idea
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Can You Please Move Far Away From Home
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Is High as Sh*t That's My Butt
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Two Guys at Purdue Built the Moveable Floating Island of My Nopes Out Here Somewhere in Japan, They Did in 2000
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Food That Is Strictly for Hookups: No Flirting, Just Hookups
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No, You Adorable Little Girl Finds Out Her Man Going to Cut Kobe Bryant's Bald Head for Some Reason
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