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You Know There Are Wizards Afoot
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Beck Working With Geocentrist, Anti-Semitic Filmmaker
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Yes, There Is a Cthulhu!
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Hate Justin Bieber Pee in a Spaceship, Duh
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Yes, I Will Take Up Residence in Your Dorm Bathroom
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So Ya Had a Meltdown During a Standoff With Cops
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You Sir Have Been Burned!
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Post-Soviet Construction Is Totally NOT About Scientology Wink Wink
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Grab Your Kleenex, Pull Up a Chair, and Be Happier
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