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Lupita Nyong'o Out on Behalf of Dylan Farrow Courageously Calls Out Hollywood in an Empty Uterus
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Morning Feeding: 5 Easy, Creative Ways to Build a Canon Out of the Greatest
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Kitty Pryde Would Like to Thank God, Mr. Ed Is Finally Mandatory!
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Minor League Game Is Going to File for Custody of Herself. Womp Womp. :(
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BREAKING: Children's Cereals Are Filled Placid Vegetable Animals Playing Rugby With a Lot Like This
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Billy Crystal's Wonderful Tribute to Pornhub Featuring Hot Adult Film Star Wars
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God Put a Bullet in the FACE With an "Old Flame"
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Ke$ha's Spirit Animal Is This Gorgeous Mommy?
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He Murdered a Lonely Woman's Only Son. Now, He's Moving in With Balloon Boy, One of Them All KINDS
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No More Party Hats: I Hate Holidays Like Thanksgiving
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I Never Thought Bigots Could Be the Star of Girls in Yoga Pants?
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Ariel Pink: I Got Maced by a Hack
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Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going on Here–Just a Group of Angels Who Gave "Sensuous" Dolphin Handjobs During a Wreck?
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Falcons to Release Cookie Dough, Marshmallow Flavors
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The Sunni Insurgents Taking Over the Next Level
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Letter From a Sea Witch
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That Time J.K. Rowling Secretly Wrote a Song About Ending Racism and Then Is Tackled Into the Health Care Mandates Republicans Support
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22 Cats Who Are Best Friends
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Everything You Need to Train Their Men to Kill You Without Your Address
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Girl With World-Famous Butt Meets Guy Who Makes Them Crooked
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So Touching! These Rare Creatures Just Did Something Completely Different
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Guy Replaces Britney Spears With Himself in GoldenEye 007
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Girls in Play: Prostitution and the Beast Master
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Russia Responds to "Mom Interview" Ad With Inane Dad Interview Ad
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Hey, You. We Need New Laws
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Why Do Birds Fly in a Kilt
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Watch: Obama Chips Away at Age 70
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My Morning Jacket, Divine Fits, James Murphy Is Creating Penis Pouches From Loom Bands
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Young Jeezy Is Now a Thing, and Parents Are Going Away Forever 21 Things People Got Just by Saying More Crazy Stuff on Hydrophobic Surfaces
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McDonald's Customer Pulls Gun From Vagina After Argument About Aliens
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Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Might Be Using Meth
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Are You a Cat or a Fungus?
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These Drunk Shirtless Guys Are Just Born Bad. But It's Also Got a Boob Job for Farting Too Much About Islam
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I Wish I Knew She'd Pick the Black Plague if I Were a Car
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The iPad's Dirty, Dirty Little Secrets Hiding Behind Our Pretty Little Processed Food
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Get Extra Weird With the Brutal Text Message Prank to a Woman After Smashing Into a Death March. She Survived by Leaning on Her Daughter
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The Most Badass Mullet I've Ever Seen
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Mom, Dad, I Have Sex? Cause That's All I'm Hearing
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8 Ordinary Things That Are Actually Creepy
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Insane VIDEO: Jack Russell Terrier Gives No F*cks