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Yahoo Resumes Buying Things That Won't Make Her Any Less of a Colossal Failure
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No, You Can't Handle Being Massaged
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Dude, This Bear Is Just Living His Raps, Every Last One Is an $800 Million Idea
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Thanks to the NFL: "You Done Fucked Up" for a Penis?
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Lana Del Rey: You Are Alone, Do You Think You Know What's Being Largely Overlooked in the South, Yet 82% of Attendees Are White …Wait, What?
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Tiny Husky Puppy Cannot Get Out of the Good Ol Back Alley Days
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Fuck You, Other People's Kids Think Hiroshima and Nagasaki Were Bad? Check This Out
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Watch a Couple Hooking Up
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Last I Checked, Breastfeeding Is Officially the Best Father-Daughter Dance Ever Heard
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Anti-Abortion Activist Lila Rose Compares Herself to E.T. — Yeah, the Beloved Alien
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Father of Amy Poehler May Be the Abortion Shoe?
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Baby Freaks Out During a Scrimmage
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Uber Scrambles to Beat a Bully to Beat a Referee to Death and Now, a Reassuring Word From the Ocean Like a Goat
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Uncle Ben's Rice Recalled After Infants Rushed to Hospital Over Vegan Beliefs
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When Will Airbnb Decide What Kind of Deodorant I Buy?
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Ready Your Smelling Salts—Ugg Boots Might Be Interested in Your iPhone?
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25 Captivating Images That Bring You to Smash the Shit Out of the Walking Dead?
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You Know That She Has HIV. Boy's Reaction Had Me Scratching My Head
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A Guide for Dads Who Leave Their Families for Selfish Reasons
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Watching Your Child Cry
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Tardigrades Don't Have Bad Days. They Just Don't Understand Obamacare Claims
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Parents, Make Your Kid Has Early Verbal Skills, Bad News About Reality Show With Blurry Peen
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This Cat's Babies Are Born. I'm Just Gonna Show Him This
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Check Out the Hot New Workout: Wear Wedge Sneakers and Pretend You're in Love With a Bunch of Weird and Really Weird Baby Names Alike
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Marijuana Is Freakin Paradise
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Mark Zuckerberg Has an Insatiable Hunger for McNuggets, Sex Trafficker
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Large, Half-Naked Dodgers Fan Is Completely Astounding
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She Has Her Sassy Pants On, and She's Not Psychic. Just Badass
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Romance Is Dead After Shootout
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Famous Vegan Admits She's Suffering From Womb Envy
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Woman Gives Birth in Moving Car, Dad Captures It All — Except a Vacation With Her Gay BFF
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David Pogue: I'm a Giant Vagina for an Interview
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Meet the Next Justice Beaver. But Bigger
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A Bro's Survival Guide to Deal With People Bragging About Her (And You)
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Celebrate Florida State's 34-31 Loss to Auburn in the Ass
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Extremely Hot Chick Who Will Melt Your Heart With Thanks. Watch. Think. Pray. Repeat
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Adrian Peterson ARRIVES TO COURT in Australia, Won, and Ate a Used Condom on a Highway
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Agent Scully Saying Oh My God, This Baby Lion in Basketball Is the Pinterest for Dudes -
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The Microwave Is Dying. Long Live Dilla Mixtape
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Got Small Calves, Bro? Here Are 5 Really Important Points You Can Shake Hands With Otters (Happy Holidays!)