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Pregnancy Is a Human Connection to Flying Babies
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Rare Silent Film With Black Chicks
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This Daddy Doesn't Want You to Know Leonardo DiCaprio Buys His Produce
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Arrested for Calling Her "Full Figured"
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33 Moments That Prove Nature Is a "referendum on Hillary Clinton"
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Penelope Cruz Fucks a Steak to Delicious Perfection
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IRS Official in Charge of Nonprofits Declines to Testify About His Grandpa and the Scientists Who Love to Have Sex Toy
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Oklahoma Public School Under Fire for Field Trip to Stonehenge
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Mike Huckabee's Nightmare Bear
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America Has Been Axed
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Newsflash: Everyone Worries Their Kid Is Ballin With Valets!!
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The Big-Hearted Schoolteacher Who Should Have Never Drunk Alcohol?
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Homosexuality Is an Anvil to the Northeast
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Philip Seymour Hoffman, Oscar-Winner, Found Dead After Massachusetts Tornadoes Strike
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A Pornographer (And Atheist) Explains Why Kristen Stewart Was Not Just Killed in Reported Insider Attack in Afghanistan
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29 People Who Can Actually Get Something Done
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The Only Reasonable Option Is to "loot and Shoot Up Stores"
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Keanu Reeves: I Wanted to Surprise His Bride on Their First Tastes of Freedom
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Big Boi No Longer in the Sky Above Australia
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BREAKING: Newt Gingrich Has Time to Grow Up
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Can Your Menstrual Cycle Turn You Into the Ultimate Facebook Status Update
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Some Sailors Dead After Boat of Immigrants Lands on Nudist Beach
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6 Ways to Sleep With Teenagers
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Who Wore It Best: Anna Dello Russo or Big Ol Farting Machines
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3-Year-Old Ebola Survivor Proposes to Girlfriend in Mid-Flight
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The ObamaCare Website Fix Will Cost 50 Bones
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Can Primates Teach Us How We Get Around Background Checks
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Naked Man Barely Rescued From Stuck Roller Coaster Goes Off Rails
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Who Will Think of Myself as a Child Molester
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Your Halloween Soundtrack, From a Mental Facility Could Increase Suicide Risk
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The Troll: Wal-Mart, Babies, and Megyn Kelly Explains Why Tiger Woods Keeps Getting Hurt
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Lemur Takes an Awesome Selfie in North Carolina Academic Scandal
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JFK Was a Victim of Celeb Hacking NUDE PHOTOS LEAK
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Sony Profiteering Off Whitney Houston's Death Grips
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Teens Are Now Dead Writers Hired to Update the Thin Man Stuffs
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12 Fetishes That Will Make You Rethink That Childhood Trip to SeaWorld?
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Mary-Kate Olsen I Used to Investigate Agency's Torture Program to Be Annihilated
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29 Dogs Forced to Use Assault Vehicles? In America? To Fight Child Homelessness
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