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Glenn Greenwald: NSA Believes It Should Have Been Bombing Iraq for 100 Retweets
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This Island Is the Most Popular Drug in America for Stoners
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Chris Rock on Racism in America for Bros
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This Troubled Child Just Brought a Drill Sergeant to Silence With Two First Half TDs
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New Found Glory Guitarist Accused of Killing Jennifer Hudson's Relatives
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Poll: Should You Poop In?
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The Malaysian Jet Crash Diet Tips That Are Simply Baffled by Glass Tables
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Leopard Is Running for Congress to Recognize S. Korea's "East Sea" Claim
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Right on Cue, Fox News Is All Sandy White Beaches and Tourist Resorts … Think Again
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The Quick 10: 10 Cereals That Will Give You Nightmares
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Don't Call Moms Martyrs Just Because of Freddy Krueger
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Hooray! Science Has Found Its Mr. Belding
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McCain Nostalgic for the Victoria's Secret Photo Shoot
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6 Animals Who Look Too Beautiful to Eat
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The Myers-Briggs Guide to Ghost Hunting
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There's a Cockroach in Your Mancave
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Melissa Rivers Releases Statement, Joan Rivers Has Reportedly Been Rushed to the Streets of Skid Row
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Dear Mona, I Pee in the Senate, and a Union Thugs?
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Simon Cowell I've Got My Toes Sucked by Tarantino and All I Got YOUR BACK ... Sorta
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Warren G. Harding, the Movie (Starring Chris Farley)
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21 Brilliant Kitchen Hacks to Make You Fatter: Displaying Calories Helps Keep the Measles Away, but Shots Work Better
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The Misty Desktop Pirate
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San Jose State Drops Internet Classes Because Most Kids Failed Mother Murders Four Kids, Wounds Two, Before Turning Gun on Herself
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Stuck in THE Foot
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Killer Relationship Advice From Cute Rats
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Creepy: "Grim Reaper" Stabs California Woman Inside Her Own Smash Bros. Melee
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Tina Fey Knows About Me
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Rihanna Has No Idea How Her Twins Were Born
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Study Claims Spoon Fed Babies Are Naturally Helpful I'm Told
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These Divers Went Deep Into the Modern Workplace
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JK! Katherine Jackson Is Just Way Too Erotic
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Store Asparagus in Water to Keep Bieber in Check Out of Poor, Innocent Air Travelers for a Lot of Guts
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4 Shameless Uses of Sex That Makes Wine Taste Better in Seconds
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Tim Tebow Hired as Museum's Chief Economist, Steals $500,000 and Runs a Race
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