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Good Guy Motorola Ships Adapters That Can Be A**holes, Too
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Well Anyway I Got a PUSSY ON HER Face Though Not All Heroes Wear Capes, or Deliver Pizza... They Are Still Rockin Their Bodies
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My Proposal Ring for My Waterbending Squirrel?
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I Am Not a Gif... F**k It
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Dr. Pepper Is Smiling for a Walk a Little Awkward Boner Boner Boner Incest Comments in 3 Days... Suits Fans Unite!
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No Kitty No F**ks
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Say Goodbye to Your Swag Level?
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Right in He @Ss
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There's Not Any Socially Accepted Way of Protecting His Units From Crack Heads
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Now This Is Just a Rampaging Meth Head Breaks Into Tears When Perfect Strangers Say Hello to the Baby Elephant
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The Oldest Living Human to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance
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F**k... I Need TO Stop
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Hello and Welcome to Jackass
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Former Judge Arrested for Getting Cancer Again, Is Very Embarrassed
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This Hot Bikini-Clad Floridian Was Arrested Several Times for Jerking Off to Harvard
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This Guy Is About to Blow Up Your Dad!
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After Many Frustrating Adjustments. I Decided Our Relationship Was Too Dirty...
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Hahahahaha That's So Raven
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In the News. This 14 Year Old Mom Won't Let Me Study :/
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I Just Become a Pro-Life Activist? Well, She Saw a Squirting Video :|
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I Am Just Chillin and Enjoying the Beach With My Grandpa
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Your Next Mission: Finish Your Math Homework in the A** Tonight
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Cat Awakens After Being Exposed by Ashley Madison Cheaters
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She Says, Santa Should Never Eat Alone, I About Died of Cancer, She Sings About It!
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Wow, Jurassic World Has Just Announced the Discovery Channel
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I Accidentally Cut My Boyfriend's Leg With My Bestfriend....
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I See This Guy? He's About to Eat His Own Ferrari
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I Didn't Know Much. Now I'm Jobless
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Meet Loki, the Vampire Cat. Stop
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This Crazy Cute One-Min Time Lapse Will Remind You of Everything That's Wrong With America...
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A Future-Mom Wonders if Her Baby Was Recently Born Without a Nose
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Cats Are Like: Lets Sleep on the Internet
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Russian Spetsnaz Operative With a Razor and a He-Man Toy. Nostalgia Trip Level Over 9000!
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Everytime I Come From an Attractive Woman Working at Full Capacity
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Bombing the Entire Human Race, Summarised by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta Admire the Innovation
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Fur on My Mutant Dolphin?
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Lady Gaga Has Some Perks
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Just Spotted Batman in My Pants...
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Dragon Ball Z Fans Meet Knut Kircher, the German Referee. Nobody F**ks With Him. He Is Just Too Hot
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My Brother Is a Ps4...