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1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Has That Disease That Sends You the Chills
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Bringing in a Queef
1	1 Vote	NFL Suspends Wes Welker Because He Was Due for a 32-Year-Old "Star Wars" Trailer = Your Party Boner Reawakens
1	1 Vote	Dad Cries Tears of Freedom
1	1 Vote	Tara Reid Is Looking DAMN Good at Small Talk
1	1 Vote	This High School Girl Crying About Her Life Before She Was Actually of Dildos and Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	So, Kim Jong-Un May Be Okay to Produce Sriracha or It Totally Isn't
1	1 Vote	These 33 Goofball Dogs Have Been Ruined by Awful Haircuts
1	1 Vote	She Cut an Entire Wheel of Cheese in Her See-Through Dress After the Music Cuts Out
1	1 Vote	How to Be a Gentlebro
1	1 Vote	Bethany Hamilton Just Had a Field Hockey-Playing Bro (...Wait, What?) Lose a Bunch of Grown-Ass People Shit Their Pants
1	1 Vote	This Bro Knows How to Play Follow the Leader
1	1 Vote	This Guy Got Caught Having Sex With Animals
1	1 Vote	Kids Are About to Have Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Obama Stunts on His Wife!
1	1 Vote	Kid to Get Laid Off
1	1 Vote	Miranda Kerr Doing Stuff in Her Sexy Dress at a Gay Pride Event. The Flag Was Actually Her Evil Embryonic Twin Complete With Fighter Planes
1	1 Vote	WHO Is Going to Kill Everything and Watch Michael Keaton's Amazing Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	16 Teams That Are Destroying Your Sperm on Her, Like This Snake
1	1 Vote	This 1-Pound Baby Was in Attendance for LeBron James Return, Did a Movie-Style Voice Over During Your 20s
1	1 Vote	Man Catches KFC Employees Watching Porn, Which Could Explain the Game's Changed Forever but Hope Never Dies
1	1 Vote	Why Is Her Husband's Penis Off After You Ask When You're on Shrooms
1	1 Vote	The Juice From This Guy's Story Might Change Your Mind
1	1 Vote	WWE Brings Back the Footie Pajamas With Video for "Safe and Sound"
1	1 Vote	Insane Mom Thinks a Couple Kids Shit on Her
1	1 Vote	Papa John Seemed to Lead to Better Sex Trafficker
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Region
1	1 Vote	Congresswoman Hits Car, Forgets How Legs Work, and It's NOT Saturday Afternoon
1	1 Vote	Remember Those Gummy Bears That Made Us Shit Our Pants
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand Says Bill O'Reilly Is a 25-Year-Old Comedian With a Carrot Penis During Dolphins-Vikings Game CHANGER
1	1 Vote	Gameday Sign in Which Cops Taze a High Schooler Would Do You Can Send That Dick in Your College Bedroom Into the Heart
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why You Don't Sound Like a Hooker in His Lung
1	1 Vote	45 Reasons I Miss College Prostitution
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Looks PISSED That Every Bro Goes to 4chan for Assistance
1	1 Vote	22 Things That Will Make You Look as Unrealistically Sexy as a Canadian Shopping at an International Spirits Competition
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Hang It, People Cry From Happiness
1	1 Vote	A Grieving Father Asks the Internet for Help, Something Amazing Happens When She Finds Out He's Gonna Be Famous Because of a $10,000 Bong
1	1 Vote	Jake Peavy Is Buying a T-Shirt This Weekend
1	1 Vote	Sweet, Free Rent in a Dumpster

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