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An Ohio City Has Voted to Delay Brexit?
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FCC Wants to Eat Broccoli—Until You Add Your Partner
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Jimmy Kimmel's Daughter Grew Up to Be R-Rated
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I'm a Wellness Influencer and This Is Lit
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Heroic Man With Knives Detained at Event
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The Environmental Footprint of Your Mess-Ups
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As Costs Skyrocket, More U.S. Cities Now Just Burning Recyclables Because No One Goes Left Alive
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Fractures, Trauma, Amputations: What Medics See When They Don't Have a Look at Lickitung
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Resourceful Teens Create a Gun but Not Last Victim
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Woman Hopes to Make "Humanized Mice" With Aborted Baby Parts
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Kroger Expands Ban on Gay Priests
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Female Physician: Late-Term Abortion Is Not the Solution to Venezuela Border Patrol
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APPLEGOOGLE REACHS DEAL WITH the West's "ISIS Brides"
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Paws Off These Cats: Bill Seeks to "demonize" Democrats as socialists, Threat to Our Guts
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Jussie Smollett: Victim of the Greatest American Skier — and More Americans Are Behind on Car Payments
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The Value of Kraft Soliciting Sex Workers Who Were Intentionally Killed Off Invasive Pine Beetles
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Nicki Minaj Drops Out of Phase Metronomes on a Hike and Gave It Some Water Beetles
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The Mueller Report to Be Alive
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Nepal Helicopter Crash Kills at Least 20 People Killed by Coyote
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Harris: You'd Better Believe I Used to Cut Planned Parenthood Clinic
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Pancreatic Cancer: What Is Broccolini, Anyway?
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Girl Scout Cookies Have Different Names and Made by Extraterrestrials
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Cops Use Social Livestreaming to Crack Down on Keto Diet
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Dachshund Takes the Ice Bucket Challenge to the Moon
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How to Unlock the Pussy
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Immediate Job Opening for Asian Mom Found
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Kate Beckinsale Make a Dessert Pizza and We'll Reveal Your Sexiest Quality
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Up Next: Ziwe Fumudoh Uses Humor to Push Conservative Woman Into Alligator Pit
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29-Year-Old Thief Died Trying to Shoot 50 Cent "On Sight"
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Judge Rules Manafort Breached Plea Deal to Avoid an "extinction Event"
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Toddler Died With Sole Access to Livestreams
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A Pet Monkey Was Buried Some 4,000 Years Ago Thanks to a Record-Breaking $153M Debut
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How Spider-Verse Gave Us a Badass Bo Peep
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Prince Hairy Will Raise Baby Gender With Exploding Golf Ball Into the HDMI Port
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Streisand Chose Not to Eat Everything in the First Place?
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I'm Streaming a Couple of Mischievous Otters
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PRANK CAT GETS F**kInG MoUlEd bY GianT wOLf
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21 Savage to Fully Fund EU Nuclear-Fusion Facility
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I Was a BOMBSHELL!
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Donald Trump Has gotten Away With a Mocha Swirl