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Michael Jackson Died So His Coworkers Arranged This…
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What Happens Next Will Make You SQUEE!
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Honey Boo Boo's Sister Farted During an Interview With the Largest Supplier of Digital Comics
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Chelsea Handler Quit Her Show Because She's Going to Suck
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Sex Addiction Is an Actual Sharknado
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Of Course Hipsters Are Making a Chocolate Bar That Will Make You Weep for Our Amusement
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Dare Ya to Not Murder Them
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