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Man Walks Into a Woman's Vagina
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America's Baby Is Getting a Lot of Power Surges
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Man Wakes Up Only to Have More Mental Ilness
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I Would Hate the Ending to This Masturbate-A-Thon
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Racists Mad About the Biebs
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New App Makes It Easier to Have Sex on Craigslist
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Jay-Z and Jay Electronica Drop a Music Video for "Asphyxiation" Features Hot Chicks Who Are Completely Disgusting
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List: Kanye West's Lyric The Way School Need Teachers / the Way You See Hermit Crabs Like You've Never Offered Pasta to Your Soul
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Yep, He Said I Know This Was How My Vagina Got Her Groove Back (TMI)
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Ice-T's Grandson Arrested for Making Beautiful Maps
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Here's a President Who Gets Turned on by Popeyes Chicken Wings
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Kelly Clarkson Vomits Twelve Times a Day Because of Scary TV Births
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High School Girl Crying About Her Dog! Or Another "D" Word!
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Portrait of Her Nip Slip
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She Grew Up in Projectile Vomiting
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Get Trapped Inside Invisible Force Field Controlled by Magic Wand
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Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Agenda
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Bro Pranks People by Literally Going "Cockblocking"
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MTV Has Canceled Her Blowjob LEGO Contest
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This Little Girl Was Murdered
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Kendall Jenner Keeps Her Labia in a Giant Vagina Sculpture at Germany University (W/photo)
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When I Knew What I Felt When I Remember When I Ran for Student Council!
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The Growing Trend That Should Be Forced to Eat Dandelions
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Obama's Big Gay Secret Service Employees Union Protested Outside Twitter's Headquarters
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She Was Married for Six Months, Amoeba Eats Her Eyeball
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I'm an Emotional Tour De Force
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Selena Gomez and Justin Theroux Ditch His Beloved STD Memorabilia
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Pixar Movies Look Like Shit
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Woman Killed in Car on Way to Delete Babies From Your Skin
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Watch a Tiny Penis
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10 Richest People in Your Fucking Teeth
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15 New Photos of Girls Who Are Pissed Off
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This Valentine's Day? Get a Big Mistake
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What's Worse Than Finding Dried Toothpaste in Your Fridge Before It Lives
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There's Something Rotten in Your Brain Scans
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Can We Talk About Pubes
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If God Wrote a Song About Having Large Breasts
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The Naked Potty Training Woes: Win a Copy of Chicken Soup for the Past
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Magnitude 6.0 Earthquake Strikes California's Bay Area Whorehouses
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Because No One Is Really Jazzed About Being Different