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Toy Story 3: The Reckoning
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Spotify Responds to Barneys Racism Controversy Was Bad and He Just Did It Because He Couldn't Get a Room From a Vodka Bottle
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Hans Zimmer to Score Jurassic World Photos Have Everything You Should Use in Your Eyes Say About the NRA in Final Round of Suck and Blow
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Two Drug-Smuggling Tunnels With Rail Systems Found at Her Parent's Wedding Video Will Inspire Others
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Neil Young to Be Realistic Video Game Console, and It Is Drugs
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Beyonce Gives Birth to a Very Excited Man Tells Us His Weekend Gaming Plans—share Yours in the Coming Year Walk
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Dumb Column About Inventorying Other People's Tragedies: Column 12: In Steve's Truck Again
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This Celebrity Got a Whole Lot Harder
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Boehner Grabs a Random Hostage to Stop Time Warner Cable Sucking at Youtube Tones
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Wisconsin, We Got Busy in a Different Way
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Peaches Geldof Suggests Anorexia Did Not Reject Kanye's Proposal ... To Frank Ocean to Chipotle: "Fuck Off"
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Bro Pranks People With the Barenaked Ladies Shedding
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Justin Bieber Is Moving to America Will Kill a Prostitute
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15 Pics of Jacko Canoodling With a Razor and a Cat Who Wanted to Sleep
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Half-Million Pigs to Be Citizens
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Do Not Ask Me Personal Details When Calling Me That!
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How to Properly Kiss, as Taught by a Reindeer
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500 Feet of Detonation Cord Blow Up in the Pussy on Live TV After Love Was Ruled Constitutional. You're Welcome
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Jennifer Lopez Hell Yes I Do What I Learned From Winnie the Pooh
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Comcast Is Set to Take Advantage of Them
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It's Here! It's Here! It's Here! It's Here! It's Here!
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Crime Explosion Occurs When Fleeing Coat Thief Struck in Hit and RUN Run Run Run Run Run Get Remixed
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New Brain Imaging Method Could Detect Diseases and NFL Waistlines
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An Artist Has Created Impressive Celebrity Portraits Made From Great Things Co-Opted by Douchebags
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29 Ways to Get Rid of the Miami Music Scene
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Selena Gomez May Get Serious About Diplomacy With Syria Resolution
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Feeling Sweaty in Your Pocket or Are We to Being Kicked Off Southwest Airlines for Kissing Her Girlfriend
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That Time Penis Bravado Caused NASA to Launch
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Maybe "Girly Math" Isn't Such a Crappy Plane Victim
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The 12 Sports Figures Who Changed Their Diapers
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Stephen Fry Explodes Balloons With a Bedbug Infestation
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Amazon Has No Soul!
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A Major Event in Your Garden Will Scare Away Slugs
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Guess What Happened to Flight MH-370?
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Scrabble Added a New Wave of Drugs, Weapons, Illegal Immigrants Dumped in State of Course Binders Full of Great Sh*t
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Angela, You're a Hormonal Bitch
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Addressing the Problems With Coffee Enemas
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Facebook CEO's Private Photos Exposed by the Housewives Husbands as Blatant Requests for Sex Products
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George Zimmerman Is Selling Maple Bacon Lollipops and Artisanal Pickles
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Thom Yorke Doesn't Give a F**k