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A Grandma's Job Is Never a "good" Idea
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Can You Please Move Far Away From Home
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Two Guys at Purdue Built the Moveable Floating Island of My Nopes Out Here Somewhere in Japan, They Did in 2000
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Women Still Not Ok
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Obama Takes a Shit
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All Cats Do Is Die!
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OMG: 92% of Us Just in Denial?
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He Was Too Long
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That Election Story You're Reading Was Probably Written by You!
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Ben Affleck Is Going to Be Black? How Hypocritical of You!
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