Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

92	92 Vote	Feeling Sick? Eat This Before I Kill Myself 1	1
117	117 Vote	Trump Will Make You Laugh Then Puke
396	396 Vote	After 20 GODDAMN YEARS I FINALLY Find a Rattata 1	1
91	91 Vote	Where Are All My Clothes 1	1
93	93 Vote	Nike Is Patenting a Machine Gun Because Why Not? 1	1
85	85 Vote	Satan Has Finally Changed His Wardrobe 1	1
340	340 Vote	4 Year Old That Isn't a Threat — Yet
112	112 Vote	I Scream, You Scream, We All Hope for Clinton 3	3
2	2 Vote	The Train Crash at Reno Airport
2	2 Vote	The Fastest Way to Fake Having Long Claws
363	363 Vote	U.S. Should Stop Being Stupid
63	63 Vote	Trump Trying to Time-Travel 2	2
6	6 Vote	Whatever Happened to America
2	2 Vote	Harambe: Stop Making a Mess on "Ellen"
3	3 Vote	It Took 87 Years to Figure Out How to Get Trump Elected
222	222 Vote	Trump: I Will Never Die
134	134 Vote	Millennials Can Impact the World. I Mean Woof
711	711 Vote	Will Millennials Survive the Millennials? 4	4
81	81 Vote	Hillary Clinton Coughs
500	500 Vote	FBI Notes: Clinton Does Not Evolve Into Raichu
61	61 Vote	Amazon Will Give You Free Doughnuts
413	413 Vote	Man Survives After Being Called Vulgar Name 2	2
100	100 Vote	Experts Are Poking Holes in Airplane Windows
119	119 Vote	A Breath of Fresh, British Air Pollution
269	269 Vote	Not Enough People Are Outraged 1	1
171	171 Vote	In 15 Days Trump Will BAN TAMPONS
8	8 Vote	Adele Takes Off Her Underwear
157	157 Vote	Just Tell People Which Pokemon Are Best, but Very Little Else
1894	1894 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 14	14
182	182 Vote	Dog Breaks Record at 633 Mph 1	1
333	333 Vote	Maybe We Are All Useless
225	225 Vote	Now Even You Can Get a Life! 1	1
2	2 Vote	S'mores, Music All Part of $30M Ploy
583	583 Vote	Teenager Collapses and Dies at 69 1	1
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
1019	1019 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 15	15
102	102 Vote	Help I'm Drowning in Campaign Ads 1	1
110	110 Vote	Hoverboard Bursts Into Tears!
225	225 Vote	Ted Cruz Is Now Available 1	1
296	296 Vote	7 Smart Tips for Throwing Alligator Through Drive-Thru Window