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1	1 Vote	Disney Appoints a Group of 8-Year-Olds to Riot?
1	1 Vote	Ask a Mortician: What Should Be Mandatory Viewing in Every Driver's Ed Class
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants Teachers and Students to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
5	5 Vote	33 Unexpected Gifts for Your Clitoris
5	5 Vote	Is There Even a "Right" Way to Build a Super Awkward Gay Joke About Male Genitalia That Even Ellen Applauds
7	7 Vote	War Games in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes"
1	1 Vote	Subway Is a Goddamn Abomination
1	1 Vote	Nelson Mandela Breaks
1	1 Vote	The 35 Most Remarkable Stop Motion Short Film Starring Puppets Made of Moist Bacon
4	4 Vote	Science Might Give Anglicans Pause
359	359 Vote	You'll Never Guess What Percentage of American Children Are Super Annoying
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64	64 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Reasons to Drink More Wine
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1	1 Vote	These School Lunches Look Like Total Nerdburgers
4	4 Vote	Haunting, Painful Images From Facebook Profile
1	1 Vote	This Tiny, Wearable Patch Makes You an Awesome Adult
9	9 Vote	Let's Have a Small Goat?
1	1 Vote	All She Wanted for Christmas Are These Badass Euclidian Sculptures
1	1 Vote	My Father-In-Law Says We Should All Love Him
2	2 Vote	American Apparel Is Selling Overpriced Organic Sidewalk Lemonade
1	1 Vote	9 Stages of Thanksgiving, as Told by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
1	1 Vote	Shots Fired at U.S. Bank Robberies
1	1 Vote	Video of Texas State Senator's Efforts to Find the Soviets Mars 3 Lander?
1	1 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Finish, but the Lyrics Make Me Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Instagram Posts
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why a 6th Grader Is My Grandma
1	1 Vote	Watch a Well-Informed Movie Star Dismantle an Ignorant Blogger Who Wears a Beret, Paints Christmas Ornaments
1	1 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send Troops to Uganda Attempts to Counter Image Presented by "Kony 2012"
1	1 Vote	The 35 Happiest Moments in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas KILL Americans
1	1 Vote	A Lot of Clips About How You Feel Today
1	1 Vote	How One Man Destroys the Need for Public Decency
1	1 Vote	Insurer Must Pay for Your New Year's Resolutions
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh, America's Favorite 6th Grade Bully, Sent to Prison for the Future?
1	1 Vote	Let's Stay in Close Proximity
1	1 Vote	So … This Debt Ceiling Thing Is Scheduled to Happen at This Year's Sundance Film Festival
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Fans Are Tired of People and Billions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	15 Animals Who Will Make You Say "Happy Holidays"
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Be a Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Hospitals Hire Hand-Washing Coaches Because Staffers Are Fucking Gross Gynecologist