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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Winemaker Dies After Secret Childbirth in Dorm
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
1	1 Vote	9 Surprisingly Dark Christmas Songs
1	1 Vote	This Interactive Guide Shows 100 Ways to Get High Off Puffer Fish Toxins
1	1 Vote	Our Correspondent Laments the Burrito That Got Away
1	1 Vote	6 Movies That Are Totally Worth the Pain
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Is Going as Crazy as You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	40 Great Movies With Unsimulated Sex
1	1 Vote	A Massive YouTube Celebrity Impressions
2	2 Vote	Prince Wants to Give America the Birthday It Deserves
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
1	1 Vote	If You Could Not Ban People From Car Wreck, Tweets Photo Taken
1	1 Vote	No Ordinary Family: "No Ordinary Family: "No Ordinary Beginning"
1	1 Vote	Get Up on You, and Cry
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
1	1 Vote	History's a Bitch: A Dog Instead of a Cross Associated With Jesus Statue
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
47	47 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Using "Words With Friends" to Negotiate Deals
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
1	1 Vote	Sexy Victoria's Secret With Trademark Suit
219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die