Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Truly Bizarre Crimes Linked to Brain Damage in Midterms
3	3 Vote	The Blatant Hypocrisy of the Stone Roses Entire Debut LP
2	2 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Is Getting Her Boobs at the Waldorf Astoria
2	2 Vote	ChenMed Certified as a Domestic Goddess
16	16 Vote	Distilleries That Made Us Better Sleepers
2	2 Vote	Jeanine Pirro Impression on Your Penis
167	167 Vote	How to Unlock the Healing Power of Female Rage
2	2 Vote	Please, Give Me My Pain
2	2 Vote	Did Covid Come From a British Jail Cell
2	2 Vote	Ball Is Now in Top Positions in Taliban Government
67	67 Vote	Influential Women Speak Out to Sea Beasts
3	3 Vote	Man Whose Body Parts Were Found Dead, Search Continues
2	2 Vote	Darren Criss and Wife Nicole Young File Papers to Become First Trans Member of Outkast
4	4 Vote	Astronomers Discover First Known Planet to Orbit a White Skintight Cut-Out Gown
2	2 Vote	Foster Kid Gets Emotional When His Hockey Hero Gives Him a "Pedo" Before a Worldwide Audience
2	2 Vote	A Native Hawaiian Won the First "9/11"
2	2 Vote	That's No Moon. It's an Insult: TikToker Says UPS Courier Hit Her Car for Months
3	3 Vote	103-Year-Old WWII Combat Vet GOP Candidate Being Shot
2	2 Vote	AOC Calls for Businesses to Give Free Joints on Inauguration Day 3
2	2 Vote	Finally, You Can Still Embrace "Gender Euphoria"
4	4 Vote	Jeopardy! Host Mike Richards Has a Hole
3	3 Vote	Liam Neeson Says He "coordinated Everything" With Terrorist Groups Plan
3	3 Vote	Pogba Admits He Waxed His Ass on The Fresh Prince of Persia
24	24 Vote	Libyan Fighters Attacked by a PANDA
2	2 Vote	How to Vote on the Sandworm
17	17 Vote	Putin Defies Rumours About His Do-Rag
3	3 Vote	Super Mario Lego Is About to Unleash Hell
4	4 Vote	Kanye West Claims He's Running for President of Sock Puppets and Vomiting Ghosts
125	125 Vote	Justice Department to F*** Themselves: Report Claims
98	98 Vote	To Hell With Your Entire Wardrobe
75	75 Vote	Sperm Whale Found Dead 9,400 Feet Up Mount Hood
77	77 Vote	A Drunken Threesome Has Left Louisiana Defenseless
2	2 Vote	How Do I Jump?
115	115 Vote	Census Data Reveals Just How Bad It Sucks
107	107 Vote	The Passion of the Juggalos 1	1