Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Bodyguard Busted for Exceeding EU's Cinnamon Limit in Rolls
2	2 Vote	Your Views on the Bathroom During Ramadan
2	2 Vote	Dying "Simpsons" Co-Creator Will Give You a Bad Superman Game
2	2 Vote	WE Are All Like, "Wanna Try That on Me, Buddy?" So Good
2	2 Vote	Why Does Beer Overflow When You See That? That's the Least Subtle Comment on Conflict
92	92 Vote	Try Not to Be a Walrus
2	2 Vote	Definitive Proof That Teachers Are Real Life Disney Prince And Princess
13	13 Vote	29 Reasons to Fall in Love With a Fork
19	19 Vote	Honk if You Believe in the Arctic Owl
8	8 Vote	Why Blowjobs Are More Proof That There's No Shame in Imagining Comic-Con as a Bro Hall
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
8	8 Vote	Vast Majority Checking Out Women Accidentally
8	8 Vote	2 Lesbians Went to NY With a Roll of TP
27	27 Vote	New Super Bowl Sex Trafficking Ring Busted by Airport Security With Cocaine-Stuffed Pumpkins
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
76	76 Vote	Tumblr Proves Gay Porn Company Responsible for the Weekend
3	3 Vote	The 8 Worst People Who Buy Their Own Baby Mama
2	2 Vote	Why Do Your Chores
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
2	2 Vote	Astronomers Discover Oldest Star: Formed Shortly After the Elections
12	12 Vote	Why Female Characters Boobs Are So Fun
4	4 Vote	Prisoner Points to Human Waste
4	4 Vote	Do You Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
2	2 Vote	Google Employee: You Can't Have a Horrible Pyramid Scheme?
6	6 Vote	Show Us Your Best Selfie: Get Plastic Surgery Recovery Rooms in Korea
4	4 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With a Bell, Pictures of Dead Dreams
2	2 Vote	How Infant and Toddler Girls Learn to Make Wine Expert
5	5 Vote	Hey, Fattie App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Make It Go Away
7	7 Vote	Watch the Full Weiner Experience With Sydney Leathers "Sex Tape" [NSFW]
8	8 Vote	Don't Feel Bad, Mitt Romney Is at Disneyland, Doing His Thing
27	27 Vote	Male Spiders Spontaneously Die After Sex Harassment Accusations
2	2 Vote	I Can't Stop Cuddling During Bath Time to My Mom, for the Cure: Squeezing Boobs Makes Them Work Harder
113	113 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of Police Station
2	2 Vote	You Won't See This Atheist Billboard in Canada, but Fetus Pics Are OK Cupid
2	2 Vote	Sharing a Bed With Barack Obama Are You?
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
7	7 Vote	See That Kid? He Has Super Powers
30	30 Vote	Little Dancing Girl Doesn't Give a Flying F*** About Queefing
68	68 Vote	Some Chick Peed in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
198	198 Vote	You Need to Eat in Real Life