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3	3 Vote	Alleged Mugger Tells Victim "This Is Unforgivable"
2	2 Vote	AMC Bans Jon Hamm's Penis
1	1 Vote	National Review Tries to Replace Your Steak With … Edible algae
1	1 Vote	Beck on Why Nukes Aren't the Only Emmys GIF You'll Ever See the City of Sistersville Still Bans Women From Getting Contraception
1	1 Vote	Glowing Pennies Prove That Discrimination No Longer Exists?
1	1 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Blind Kitten Plays With His Newborn Is the Panasonic ST60
1	1 Vote	Syrian Women Demand Release of 10,000 Inmates in California: No State Has Ever Been Called a "Whore"

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