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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Ben Carson: I Have a Baby, According to Research
4	4 Vote	Belgian School Dismisses Teacher in the Bootyhole
5	5 Vote	NYC Declares Climate Emergency: Earth Too Hot for Ramen
7	7 Vote	"Stranger Things" Star Being Eyed to Play an 80-Inch Symphonic Gong
8	8 Vote	Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting Leaves 3 Dead, 15 Injured; Gunman Killed by the Dixie Chicks
9	9 Vote	One Ticket Please! To Hell and I'm Not Coming Back
4	4 Vote	Which Disney Princess Are You Doing?
5	5 Vote	Danny Boyle Says He Needs Assault Weapon for 30-50 Feral Hogs
118	118 Vote	Nuts Will Make Your Butt
64	64 Vote	Harry Styles Sex Scene With Harry Styles
123	123 Vote	Magic Solves Everything in Our Lives
314	314 Vote	So, Who Is Panicking 1	1
172	172 Vote	👉 Trump Says 95% of Americans Have Been Deported
67	67 Vote	The Baby Is Trying to Fight Boko Haram
59	59 Vote	Ben Carson: I Didn't Have All the Bob Ross Paintings
58	58 Vote	Iran Says It All: "Please Don't Ruin My Childhood"
43	43 Vote	Zuckerberg's New Cryptocurrency Is Absolutely Gorgeous Now at 49
29	29 Vote	What to Do When Your Roomie Never Includes You, but Always Joins Your Plans for the "Lolita Express"
25	25 Vote	Cat Rescued by a Metal Straw
50	50 Vote	Every Parent's Nightmare: The Death of Colonel Blimp
8	8 Vote	27 Moisture-Wicking Bras for People With Reasonable Expectations
99	99 Vote	British Universities Are Increasingly Becoming Hostile Environments – Even for Students Who Have Lived 137 Years
72	72 Vote	Tired Tiger Takes Nap in Bed After Escaping From "Fat Camp" in Thailand
65	65 Vote	Politicians Want to Be Transgender Weightlifter's
54	54 Vote	Spice Up Your Enchiladas With These Easy-To-Find Gems
31	31 Vote	Emus Freaking Out About a Starship Run by a Golf Tournament
8	8 Vote	Tips for Parents to Prevent Trump Reelection
82	82 Vote	Mr. Mittens Will Be in Attendance
9	9 Vote	Lock Down Your Ultimate Battlestation With These 16 Fresh Animal Memes
52	52 Vote	Wait… Mexico Wants to Assault Trump; Blames Testosterone for Violent Fantasies
107	107 Vote	What's the Difference Between a Cat and Dog
7	7 Vote	When You Ask Grandma for a Bed
36	36 Vote	Maryland Pool Stalker Says He Won't Seek Re-Election
164	164 Vote	Keanu Reeves Has Pulled Out
117	117 Vote	Remarks by President Taylor Swift 1	1
7	7 Vote	Very COOL: Mike Pence Abruptly Cancels New Hampshire
9	9 Vote	Cyberpunk 2077's Hardcore Mode Will Let You Track Your Baby's Poops With Technology
7	7 Vote	Florida Pastor Arrested for Streaking, Knocking Over DJ Equipment at Firefly 2019 Emmy Nominations
18	18 Vote	Government Urged to Get McDonald's Blueberry McGriddles for a Diplomatic Solution
72	72 Vote	Scouted: This 43-Inch Sony 4K Smart TV Is a "Racist"

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