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Voted Headlines

102	102 Vote	8 Scenes That Aired on Television 1	1
15	15 Vote	What Employers Really Think of Beards
227	227 Vote	Penguins Break Into Home, Steal Identities, Undergarments 2	2
90	90 Vote	How to Eat the Girls
215	215 Vote	LOAD THE FISH Tube
75	75 Vote	Trump Advisor Goes on Two-Hour Stabbing Rampage in SoCal 1	1
4	4 Vote	US Teacher Shortage Is Worse Than Hitler, Stalin and Mao
175	175 Vote	NASA Gets a Hard "R" 1	1
6	6 Vote	USC Gynecologist Charged With Murder After Her Parachute Failed
123	123 Vote	Invader Zim Explains Why CNN Hired Him
7	7 Vote	Never Gonna Get Laid
6	6 Vote	Joe Kennedy Breaks Silence on Trump for Cutting Potatoes Into Fries
188	188 Vote	Great-Grandmother, 90, Cleared of Wrongdoing in July Incident That Left Everyone Screaming "Just Die Already"
6	6 Vote	Is Your Random Knowledge Good Enough to Get on the Toilet Bowl With Your Cast Iron Skillet
4	4 Vote	9/11 Commission-Styled Witch Hunt for the Cleveland Browns Quarterback
8	8 Vote	VIDEO: Pro Golfer Arrested for Wearing Sagging Pants
58	58 Vote	Cat Barks Like a Late 1980s Mac Desktop 1	1
66	66 Vote	No One Is Using Pineapple Pizza to Explain High Drug Prices
6	6 Vote	Colorectal Cancer Rises Among Republicans After Controversial Tweets
6	6 Vote	Jalopy Developer Is Releasing a Sneaker Inspired by Seahorses
162	162 Vote	When Someone Calls You Weird, Hit Them With Scissors
171	171 Vote	It Smells Like a Penis
6	6 Vote	This Is the Best-Smelling Person on Earth, According to Rembrandt
9	9 Vote	After Investigation, Neil deGrasse Tyson Will Keep His Disabled Goldfish Afloat
36	36 Vote	Jakarta Is Crowded and Sinking, So Indonesia Is Moving Indoors 1	1
46	46 Vote	Posh Spice Might Be Appraised by Robot Ants
76	76 Vote	When Your Girl Finds Jizz Stains in Your Wallet 1	1
90	90 Vote	Woman Shocked to Find Stranger Wearing Her Butt Plug in Public Transit
8	8 Vote	Great White Shark Leaps Out of Costume
61	61 Vote	Update: 12-Year-Old Responsible for Sunspots
6	6 Vote	Pizza Hut Fans, Including Chrissy Teigen, React to Toni Morrison's Death Toll
147	147 Vote	Trump: I AM Legally Married to Keanu Reeves 1	1
61	61 Vote	JFK Rides a Sheep
7	7 Vote	Bodyweight Training Exercises You Should Know Before Eating IHOP's Flapjacks
26	26 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Has a Strong Body and Murderous Teeth...
7	7 Vote	Actor Removed From Boy's Mouth 1	1
8	8 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Is Kicking Off His Genitals for a Six-Week Vacation
33	33 Vote	Judy Garland to Be Penn State's Next Star LB
24	24 Vote	Kanye West's Massive Domed Huts Aimed to Help You Figure It Out
292	292 Vote	Violent Thunderstorms Kill at Least Three Genders 1	1

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