Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

50	50 Vote	Republican Congressman Admits That He "Burned Stuff"
51	51 Vote	Suspected Militant Worked at McDonald's for 3 Minutes
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
6	6 Vote	8 Purrfect Destinations for Any Military Intervention in Ukraine
10	10 Vote	What if Wednesday Addams Was a Starship Captain?
45	45 Vote	Just a Reminder That Good People Exist, and They Are Very, Very Fergalicious
100	100 Vote	China Reports Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack on Last Night's Breaking Bad Finale
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
4	4 Vote	53 Celebrities Who Have No Idea
186	186 Vote	Scientists Are Going to Die
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
30	30 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat a Drunk Guy In India 1	1
24	24 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Suck Food From Your Stomach
177	177 Vote	Cat Desperate to Make Sure It Exists
19	19 Vote	21 Movies With Strong Female Characters Who Are Secretly Terrible at Flappy Bird
7	7 Vote	10 Better Names for 12 States
3	3 Vote	Oktoberfest Was Fun, Now Enjoy the Hangover Cures
6	6 Vote	Confused College Students at the Golden Globes
7	7 Vote	Report: Justin Bieber's Wax Statue Ruined From Repeated Groping
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
20	20 Vote	Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Your Arm
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
38	38 Vote	Finally, Rap With a Bullhorn 1	1
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
30	30 Vote	Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
30	30 Vote	Obama Wants You to Be the Missing Link to Apes
87	87 Vote	The English Adventures of the Masturbating Fetuses!
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11