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How to Tweet Like an Absolute Fool
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Photos of This Shit
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I Peed in Your Blender
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8 Tips That'll Make You Say, "No Sh*t, Sherlock"
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Learn to Speak French, Demand Their "Damned Croissants"
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Give Me 30 Seconds. You Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Fantastic
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I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
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Sources Say Hi
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Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
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YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen
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It's the Nighmarish, Giant Isopod That Went on Summer Vacation, Came Back Tanned and Handsome
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In Space, No One Cares Anymore
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21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
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How-To Guide for Talking Shit
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Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
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I Wonder How She Functions With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
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What if Pixar Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
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Your Views on the Royal Baby Dalek
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This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
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Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline
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When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
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That Awkward Moment When You Are Just Fine
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Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary
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Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
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Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Scary
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Obama TONIGHT: America Does Not Exist
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Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
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Welcome to Hell for Pretty Much Your Life
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It's Because You're a Disgrace
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Why Is the Future
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Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
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Watch and Learn: How to Wear Pants
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Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
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Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
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41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
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Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail
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Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea
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The Sun Has Been Cancelled