Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

249	249 Vote	STOP Being So Wrong
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
224	224 Vote	You Need to Go Away
74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
53	53 Vote	20 Reasons to Eat 1	1
117	117 Vote	22 Perfect Responses for When You're Mexican
35	35 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Giving 23-Month-Old Weed, Because YOLO
58	58 Vote	The 7 Kinds of Dick-Related Pizza Cupcakes
42	42 Vote	The Piece of Shit Fighter Jet Loses Front Landing Gear, Lands Vertically on Padded Stool
105	105 Vote	I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
32	32 Vote	This Insane Anime Is a Hologram of Poor Dead Marilyn Monroe
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
137	137 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to $2,500 "Public Urination" Ticket
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
10	10 Vote	Hump Day Makes Me Sick
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1

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