Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Banker Bro Now Hiring Frat Dudes With Arm Blades
6	6 Vote	Drunk Florida Woman Calls 911 to Say, "I Told You So"
5	5 Vote	A Brief History of Bottled Drinks Marketed to Dogs and Cats
7	7 Vote	Thongs Are Ruining Your Chances of Finding Love
73	73 Vote	This Is Why I'm Afraid of This Massive Devil Horse Cake
68	68 Vote	You Don't Need Your Eyes When You're Drunk
6	6 Vote	Kanye West in His Own Penis
6	6 Vote	5-Foot Tall Utah Woman Armed Only With a Wonderfully Positive Message
49	49 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the President-Elect
9	9 Vote	Every Day, People Spend 16 Minutes Doing This Thing They Do
6	6 Vote	The Very Last Harlem Shake Meme
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
5	5 Vote	Woman Refuses Abortion, Gives Birth to a Cub
73	73 Vote	Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
132	132 Vote	How to Get Drunk 1	1
7	7 Vote	Brawny Man Suffers Very Public Breastfeeding
4	4 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on Time
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
42	42 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
156	156 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced