Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
203	203 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $599 1	1
3	3 Vote	Plants Can Make Fun of Scientology
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
175	175 Vote	WARNING WARNING, the Memes Have Become Forests
66	66 Vote	Obama to Act Surprised
61	61 Vote	Watch Dogs in the Microwave
46	46 Vote	Underoos Are Back, Bitches
93	93 Vote	Somebody Needs to Know About Fight Club
93	93 Vote	Nicki Minaj Apologizes for Hacking Senate Computers
26	26 Vote	Like, Yea Dude. We're Gonna Watch This Indian Actress Shut Down Internet Access in 5 Incredibly Uncomfortable Yet SFW Sex Videos
96	96 Vote	You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
23	23 Vote	War Is Over: War Machine Is "A Character"
2	2 Vote	Evolution Is Just Creatively Lazy
2	2 Vote	6 Strategies for Building a Legendary "Pokemon" Battle Team USA
8	8 Vote	Last Chance to Speak to Students, Her Old High School Says "Nah"
53	53 Vote	20 Reasons to Eat 1	1
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
53	53 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
129	129 Vote	Can You Even Lift, Bro Asks
73	73 Vote	Today's Reminder to Not Touch Her Ass