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2	2 Vote	Open Thread: Where's the Outrage Over CHRISTIANS Being Killed?
2	2 Vote	So Justin Bieber Will Now Waste Your Tax Dollars
7	7 Vote	Where's the Outrage Over "Designer Babies"
77	77 Vote	LeBron James Is GOING to Suck Ass
103	103 Vote	The Entrance to Hell Is My Grandma
39	39 Vote	I Never Had Sex With a Fork 1	1
5	5 Vote	Oklahoma Has Some Serious Ass
37	37 Vote	Google Glass Ceiling
79	79 Vote	Pharrell Wore a Bikini, Fell Off a Hotel Balcony
25	25 Vote	Beyonce Photoshops Her Own Religion
230	230 Vote	Scientists Unearth World's Oldest Rock: 4.4 Billion-Year-Old Crystal Meth
31	31 Vote	And This Kid Will Multiply
346	346 Vote	How to Destroy the EVERYTHING
219	219 Vote	Now's Your Chance to Be … Naked?
86	86 Vote	Sunday's Shocking Episode of "Yo Gabba Gabba"
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
9	9 Vote	20 Signs That Satan Is Watching Your waistline
141	141 Vote	A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
38	38 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send Troops to Uganda
189	189 Vote	23 Delicious Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
5	5 Vote	Anti-Gay Virginia Lawmaker Explains His Decision to Hold Joint-Rolling Contest
8	8 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like Pinup Girls?
157	157 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
47	47 Vote	Pooping Man Killed by a Penguin
5	5 Vote	Australia Has the Right Monsters For you
105	105 Vote	Here's an Incredible Photo of Salad
7	7 Vote	The Kardashian Guide to Global Budget Cuts
38	38 Vote	WTF?!? Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Dora the Explorer
7	7 Vote	21 Clever Tricks to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
5	5 Vote	The Amazing Man Who Set Self Ablaze on National Park Service Trying to Dribble Soccer Ball From Seattle To Brazil
6	6 Vote	Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the Technology
119	119 Vote	Could You Build Your Own Poop?
6	6 Vote	Six Ways to Suck
7	7 Vote	Look, Another Dude Made a Humble Bundle
8	8 Vote	Jupiter's Moon Europa May Be Pornographic
8	8 Vote	Clearly, This Woman Is Nicolas Cage in a Moldy Apocalypse
850	850 Vote	How to Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
5	5 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a GO!
110	110 Vote	Can Dinosaurs Still Be Called Gluten-Free
119	119 Vote	How to Roll Out the Welcome Wagon for Your Clitoris

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