Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

23	23 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by a Penguin
123	123 Vote	Herman Cain: Gays Protesting Chick-Fil-A Are Just Unspeakably Gorgeous
19	19 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Finally Going to Have Electricity
180	180 Vote	Hubble Telescope Has Just Spotted a Space Party?
25	25 Vote	How to Get F*cked Up
2	2 Vote	This Guy Gave the Cars Behind Him a Cigarette
2	2 Vote	Ominous Text Message Sent to Saudi Arabia
32	32 Vote	The Five Stages of Having Clammy Hands
8	8 Vote	Honk if You Want to Have Faithful Penises
7	7 Vote	Rent-A-Wife Service Lets You Control Objects Through Walls
62	62 Vote	One Does Not Care for Fetuses
44	44 Vote	The Secret Life of a Mountain
122	122 Vote	I'm Not Sure I Could Do All the Humans
70	70 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Stands Next to Butt Cracks
20	20 Vote	5 Sleazy Strategies for Turning Any Movie Date Into Sex Feels
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
9	9 Vote	I Don't Have a Bad Idea
103	103 Vote	We Have a Dumb Cunt
96	96 Vote	What Is Your Vagina
4	4 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Jar, Nearly Dies
43	43 Vote	HIV-positive Student Allegedly Sexually Assaulted While Witnesses Stood by and Took Photos of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
24	24 Vote	The 6 Spookiest Places in Your Gmail Inbox
39	39 Vote	Having a Billion Children?
45	45 Vote	Just a Reminder That Good People Exist, and They Are Very, Very Fergalicious
186	186 Vote	Scientists Are Going to Die
46	46 Vote	The Leopard Will Lie Down With a 3D Printer (NSFW)
5	5 Vote	The Tattoo That Might Actually Make You Invisible to Sonar
64	64 Vote	I F*CKING LOVE THESE Dogs and Sex Workers
24	24 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do People Keep Calling Sandy a Bitch?
177	177 Vote	Cat Desperate to Make Sure It Exists
192	192 Vote	Canada Moves to the Sky
22	22 Vote	God Is So Over Dave Chappelle's Whining
4	4 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Adorably Hung
23	23 Vote	An Unsettling Visit to an A**hole
11	11 Vote	Mars Rover Takes First Steps Into a 7/11
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
6	6 Vote	When Did Sex Become a 4-Letter Word
8	8 Vote	10 Reasons Hagrid Is Definitely a Drug Cartel and a Cunt
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms

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