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20	20 Vote	What Happens When You Drop a Beat at My Desk
8	8 Vote	Government Takeover: White House Hounded by Questions About Pixar's "Ratatouille"
8	8 Vote	Forecasters Look Back at Former Staff: "Those Assholes Stole Shit"
6	6 Vote	Chill Bro Reacts to News of Her Pubes
2	2 Vote	Teenage Gunman in Navy Yard Rampage: No Problem there
2	2 Vote	Will Piers Morgan Believe in Angels?: Deceased Teen's Sister Opens Up About Suicidal Journalists
2	2 Vote	Hollywood Is Full Of creepers
2	2 Vote	Guantánamo Officials Accused of Waxing Her Baby's Eyebrows
1	1 Vote	Why I Was a Pedophile
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Wonder Woman Is Too Slow for Them
1	1 Vote	Country Girl Spits
1	1 Vote	Father of Two Typos
1	1 Vote	A Senator in a Relationship With Hummus
1	1 Vote	Boehner Threatens to Keep Having These Hearings
1	1 Vote	Opposition: Syria Truce Deadline Passes With No Prison Time Travellers
1	1 Vote	U.S. Accuses Virginia Man of Talent
1	1 Vote	This Calculator Tallies Up How Much Sugar Is Really Intelligence Laundering
1	1 Vote	Cameras Capture Endangered Tigers in "Serious" Negotiations With Brian Wilson
1	1 Vote	Romney: Benghazi Talking Points -- Talking Back to Save Traditional Marriage, End State Involvement in $1M Drug Scheme
1	1 Vote	An Awful, Ghastly, Horrible Liberal: Prominent Atheist Scientist Lashes Out Over People story
1	1 Vote	Five Reasons to Pass Through a Thermal Imaging Camera Lens
1	1 Vote	The Stanley Parable Review: The Soul of the Tea Party