Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

35	35 Vote	Sony Wants to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
44	44 Vote	Romney's Advice to Students: Borrow Money From Naive Hopefuls
203	203 Vote	Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
26	26 Vote	Federal Task Force Thinks We're Perverts
557	557 Vote	Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch 1	1
96	96 Vote	Latest Japanese Schoolgirl Uniforms Are Getting Pervert-Proof
9	9 Vote	Disney Plans to Release a Little Sodomy?
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
78	78 Vote	Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
42	42 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
59	59 Vote	Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers