Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
218	218 Vote	U.S. Military Is Losing Patience With Reddit Memes
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
117	117 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an F-18
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
55	55 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
32	32 Vote	Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
70	70 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
26	26 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Venture Outside
35	35 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea 1	1
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
100	100 Vote	NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
75	75 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
93	93 Vote	Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed
298	298 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
299	299 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
109	109 Vote	NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"