Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

103	103 Vote	Short Men Are Dicks
164	164 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Man Whose Nipple Has Been Stolen
52	52 Vote	Can Science Really Make Your Heart Explode
72	72 Vote	4 Tips for Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed
31	31 Vote	New York Anchor Gets Horny Over His Estate
170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
2	2 Vote	Q: Does Mitt Romney Belongs on "Arrested Development"
2	2 Vote	5 Awful Things Feminism Hasn't Caused. YET
2	2 Vote	6 Terrifying Emergency Escape Pods (That Aren't Helping)
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
87	87 Vote	Just a Regular Tablet, but More Fucking Bullshitty
113	113 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
5	5 Vote	Pauly D Caught in Hurricane ... Of Delusion
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
4	4 Vote	Guy Kawasaki: What I Learned to Defrag My Brain