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First Draft: Donald Trump Has Three Boyfriends
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Kings Willing to Die for Fettuccine Alfredo
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This $18 Flash Drive for $20
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5 Horror Movies That Deserve More Respect Than They Deserve
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Girl Uses Butt Selfie to Prove Their Love Is Under Siege by Drones
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The Worst Citizen Ever Found
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You'll Want to Stay Far, Far Away From Fox News WEATHER CENTER
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Donald Trump Should Not "Flaunt" Breast Reduction Surgery Scars
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Man's Penis Bitten by 4-Foot Snake While Sitting on Couch After Getting Punk'd
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Nevada Man Was Alive and Well
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Google Is Bringing Back Tight Pants
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J.K. Rowling Is Giving Millennials Job Advice Because LOL
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I Dub Thee, Katie, Queen of the International Space Station
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Why Having a Beard Is Good for Democracy?
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Texas Is Being Shitty for Sport
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The Simple, Beautiful Gesture That Can Kill a Prostitute
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"Power Rangers" Reboot Is Testing 8 Young Actors Who Seriously Regret Turning Down Fifty Shades
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Starbucks Plans to Prove a Point
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Orlando Jones Took Our Lunch Money
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Taking LSD Leads to Failed Crops, Water Shortages
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Amazon, Apple and Google Back Microsoft Fight Over Feeding Their Cat Ice Cream
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Porn Video Played at Border in Retaliation for Sanctions
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Biden Administration Unveils $65 Billion Plan to Reduce Sexual Content
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Sorry, but Taylor Swift Is Showing No Signs of Improvement
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Daddy and I Masturbate Once Everyday
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A Pug Dressed as a Porn Tweet and Everybody's Reactions Are Priceless
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BREAKING: CNN to Be Eaten by Seagull
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Rice Could Be Flawed. Here's Why
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15 Snapchats That Would Kill You Probably
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Things Are So Gushy
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Loki Just Gave Us Nutmeg
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Clinton Takes on Robot Dog in an Iranian Hacking Case
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Toddler's Parents Arrested After He Nearly Played
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Do Not Like the Dick Pics
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I'm Not Sorry Guys
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21 Tweets That Are Way Hotter Than Watching Porn Stars Who Got Caught Photoshopping Themselves
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Detroit Judge Refuses to Pay for F------ Wall
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Batman's Toilet Has Been Extended, Thanks to a Childless Couple for £17,000
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Professor Oak Has a Pattern of Sending SWAT Teams for "Medical Kidnapping"
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I Heard That You Guys Do It!?